**Official** New Zealand in South Africa

[Flem274*]

yay someone i want to see

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Didn't know Michael Bates was playing this game

 

[Flem274*]

boo someone i wanted to see bowled filth

 

[wellAlbidarned]

McCullum doing his thang of somehow getting away with bowling short trash

or not

 

[wellAlbidarned]

De Kock needs to keep his head in the game imo

 

[BeeGee]

De Kock needs to keep his head in the game imo

He's demonstrating good stroke play.

 

[Flem274*]

haha baz cbf anymore if nicol is on

 

[wellAlbidarned]

We want jimmeh

 

[BackFootPunch]

Pick Neesham as an allrounder, bat him at 8. Don't bowl him.

Good intent.

 

[Flem274*]

Pick Neesham as an allrounder, bat him at 8. Don't bowl him.

Good intent.

probably doesn't drive the right car

 

[wellAlbidarned]

De Kock gets inside that one nicely

 

[Flem274*]

bowl fulton

 

[Prince EWS]

haha baz cbf anymore if nicol is on

Nicol is realistically the ninth best bowler in the side. Only the other opener and the wicket keeper are worse.

Great captaincy to him into the attack early with the game still there for him to lose.

 

[Flem274*]

hope mchesson get absolutely grilled

idgaf about 20/20, but i do care about hesson looking bad.

 

[Flem274*]

kepler wessels makes ian healy look unbiased btw. thank god we didn't send morrison or macka otherwise i'd hit the mute button.

 

[Zinzan]

Oh well, that was even worse than I suspected and my hopes weren't high.

 

[SeamUp]

Hopefully have better contests in EL & PE for some good entertainment.

 

[Teja.]

I've gone from being able to enjoy/watch LO games without caring about the result to being completely cbf with them.

 

[BeeGee]

Brendon McCullum: "We played some aggressive cricket and missed a couple of fundamentals on the way. South Africa exposed us, That is how we are going to be, that is the way we are going to put them under pressure, by playing aggressive."

This is our great new captain.

OMG, we are so ****ed. McCullum and Hesson are going to destroy NZ cricket for years to come. We'll be lucky if we still have Test status in 5 years.

Note to McCullum: the way you put the opposition under pressure is by playing good, intelligent cricket. You assess the situation and play accordingly. ****tard.

 

[Teja.]

Brendon McCullum: "We played some aggressive cricket and missed a couple of fundamentals on the way. South Africa exposed us, That is how we are going to be, that is the way we are going to put them under pressure, by playing aggressive."

This has to be a parody, surely? Stunning effort.