*Official* New Zealand in India 2010

[BeeGee]

Wow, Martin's clocking 125k bouncers. How are the Indians even able to see those?

 

[Zinzan]

Pfft, I'd have thought as a gesture of charity India may have let NZ bat first even though they won the toss

My close of day prediction, India 330/2

Definite innings victory for India

Edit : If Sehwag is there at the close, make that 400/2

What a crap pitch for fast bowlers, no pace, bounce or movement even with the new ball.

 

[M0rphin3]

Would've preferred Tuffeh over martin TBH.

 

[Zinzan]

Would've preferred Tuffeh over martin TBH.

Yup, Tuffey bowled superbly in India back in '03

 

[Adamc]

The Sofa are giving my grief with their half plus seven rule.

Haha, can you elaborate? Is that the same rule I think it is?

 

[Prince EWS]

Haha, can you elaborate? Is that the same rule I think it is?

Minimum dating age rule.

 

[Shri]

Edit : If Sehwag is there at the close, make that 400/2

What a crap pitch for fast bowlers, no pace, bounce or movement even with the new ball.

Maybe your 'fast' bowling pansies should learn to reverse swing the old ball instead. Adapt or perish.

 

[BeeGee]

LOL, Vettori on to bowl the ninth over.

 

[Bahnz]

First time I've ever tried listenting to Test Match Sofa. God what a bunch of pretentious ****es. I think I'll just watch it with the sound off.

 

[Prince EWS]

Was reading some stats yesterday which suggested Sehwag has struggled against Vettori throughout his career.

 

[Contra]

This is gonna be interesting. I remember Vettori doing this at Napier in 09 and it worked both times.

 

[Flem274*]

Hamish Bennett has bowled decently here.

 

[_Ed_]

Hamish Bennett has bowled decently here.

He has, but I hope he doesn't get bowled into the ground now in this match. As the only seamer bowling well, there's a real risk of that happening. And that could do long-term damage to his career.

 

[Contra]

This is gonna be fun

 

[Athlai]

Jesse Ryder Funny jingle.

 

[BeeGee]

So after 11 overs of a test match we have Vettori and Ryder bowling with the new ball. I'm genuinely embarrassed.

 

[Flem274*]

Bennett hard done by there.

 

[Halfpast_Yellow]

Hahaha, yeah even listening to test match sofa is embarrassing.

Ryder 3rd seamer. Glorious.

 

[M0rphin3]

Oh dear, this is a pain to watch.

 

[Bahnz]

So Jessy Ryder on the the 12th over, and he promptly gets smashed for two fours. Whoever was most responsible for this bowling attack should be sacked.