English wickets in the last 2 years:
Lord's v SL: no seam, no real turn, very good even bounce throughout the game.
Edgbaston v SL: almost exactly the same for most of the game, except it started damp, and was uneven and seaming for the first couple of sessions. England were fortunate in that they won the toss.
Old Trafford v SL: mirror of the Lord's pitch again.
Lord's v India: almost the same as the SL game, became a bit uneven, oddly, for some of the third and fourth days, then flattened out again. Very unusual. But again nothing for the seamers.
Trent Bridge v India: yet another one that mirrored the others; it was somewhat misunderstood because there was quite a bit of swing throughout the match.
Headingley v India: there was some seam and a hint of uneven bounce throughout the game. Generally it was better for batting than Headingley wickets usually are but very poor bowling played it's part in the scores matching the rest of the summer.
The Oval v India: as per usual, even better for batting than the rest. That's tricky, but possible.
Lord's v Zim: again, good even bounce throughout, but some seam also. Perfect English wicket, really.
The Riverside v Zim: almost exactly the same as Lord's, though there was a bit of unevenness.
Edgbaston v SA: another that basically mirrored the wickets of last summer.
Lord's v SA: another like the Zimbabwe game, but the seam lasted for just a day or so.
Trent Bridge v SA: a pile of rubbish, somehow the game lasted 5 days; uneven, moving sideways, all because of the cracks. Opened alarmingly from day two.
Headingley v SA: not much better, and much worse than last year. Similar to the 2000 (61ao, 2-day) game, except the bowling was worse and the batting a bit better.
The Oval v SA: just like the wicket last year.
Almost all English wickets offer pace and bounce more than that typical to the subcontinent and West Indies, and slightly less than that typical to South Africa.
But remember: no wicket offers pace and bounce significant to enable bowlers to "bounce" batsmen out - batsmen are too good for that nowadays.
English weather, like your own, is very unpredictable - in 2002, it was terrible, some of the worst on record, and in 2003 it was some of the best. However, the amount of swing achieved had definately diminished; not to say no-one could bowl it, as plenty did, but cloud-cover hasn't been seen as much in the last 2 seasons (somehow the Tests escaped a lot in 2002) as I'd like to see it. 2000 wasn't terrible weather-wise (it wasn't great), but the Tests were attended by very overcast weather for most of the summer.
I still hope we see all wickets resembling those for the Lord's Zimbabwe Test again, as soon as possible. Seam-movement should be available, not too much of it, but for as long as possible. I also like to see cloud-cover in place as much as possible - it might seem strange, but I value swing assistance more than heat.
It is, however, anyone's guess what 2004 will hold.