luckyeddie
Cricket Web Staff Member
What happened, DD?
<quack> Nothing, LE - just the funniest dismissal you'll ever see in your life.
Not.... His most regal and exulted left-handedness?
<quack> Not any more.
What happened, DD?
<quack> Picture Blondin, on a tightrope, crossing the Niagara Falls - only he's not carrying a MAN on his shoulders but a NATION
Got it - then what?
<quack> He's on a bicycle
And?
<quack> He's got one of those balancing sticks - those big long poles - right across his chest
Yes?
<quack> He can make it easy - only...
Only what?
<quack> There's another tightrope walker coming in the other direction - Bob - complete with bike, shoulder-bloke and balancing stick-thingy only...
Only what (again)?
<quack> Only one rope.
THAT good.
<quack> Nothing, LE - just the funniest dismissal you'll ever see in your life.
Not.... His most regal and exulted left-handedness?
<quack> Not any more.
What happened, DD?
<quack> Picture Blondin, on a tightrope, crossing the Niagara Falls - only he's not carrying a MAN on his shoulders but a NATION
Got it - then what?
<quack> He's on a bicycle
And?
<quack> He's got one of those balancing sticks - those big long poles - right across his chest
Yes?
<quack> He can make it easy - only...
Only what?
<quack> There's another tightrope walker coming in the other direction - Bob - complete with bike, shoulder-bloke and balancing stick-thingy only...
Only what (again)?
<quack> Only one rope.
THAT good.