Pawar/selectors/media/fans/parliamentarians/Kolkatans have bowled a googly to the Indian team mangement which is impossible to play.
1. If they do not select Ganguly (unless someone in the middle order, Tendulkar, Yuvraj, Laxman fails in a manner to justify the change) and make him sit on the bench
- they are going to be hanged for treating a former skipper with disrespect and
- their effigies will be burned in Kolkata and
- parliament stalled in Delhi PLUS
- there will be a clamour for him to be included in future games.
2. If they select Ganguly to open the innings (this is the only spot where the other batsman - Gambhir- and his supporters cant crib)
- they are going to be hanged for making a sacrifical goat of Ganguly and attempting to finish his career (if not get him killed by Shoaib) and
- their effigies will be burned in Kolkata and
- parliament stalled in Delhi PLUS
- there will be a clamour for him to be included in future games in the middle order.
3. If they include Ganguly in the middle order and drop Yuvraj or Laxman
- they are going to be hanged either for discontinuing the policy of supporting youth as started by the earlier (read Ganguly+coach) management while older players(read Sachin/Laxman) are being shielded OR
- of using a Godfatherless guy as a convenient scape goat while ageing superstars are being pampered and - their effigies will be burned in Chandigarh or Hyderabad and
- parliament stalled in Delhi PLUS
- there will be a clamour for him to be included in future games in the middle order.
4. If they include Ganguly in the middle order and drop Tendulkar
- they are going to be hanged - sorry shot dead by an execution squad in Pakistan itself - and
- their will be rejoicing in the streets of India for the killing of Ravana Chappell and
- parliamentarians will go back to the business taking bribes for asking questions in Parliament on what should be done with the bodies in Pakistan PLUS
- Kolkatans will start burning effigies and rasta rokos to have Ganguly back as captain.
Tell you what they should take disciplinary action against half the bowlers in the side and play eight batsman or better still....
Announce that since they have been informed Pakistan has decided to make seamer friendly pitches they are going to drop all spinners and play to score heavily with
Sehwag, Gambhir/Jaffer, Dravid, Tendulkar, Laxman, Ganguly, Yuvraj, Dhoni, Pathan, Agarkar, Zaheer/RP
Not bad with 'FOUR' seamers, one off spinner, one leg spinner and one left arn leg spinner.
SUPERB !
I think I should apply for healer/dealer/wheeler for the BCCI problems