***Official*** India in New Zealand 2013/14

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[hendrix]

oh dear.

 

[Meridio]

FFS, wanted to watch us bowl.

Not confident.

 

[Bahnz]

Don't worry guyz. So far this summer, there's been a 100% correlation between Dhoni winning the toss and India failing to win. The series is in the bag.

 

[_Ed_]

10.40 pm The New Zealand Prime Minister John Key was present at the toss, handing out the coin to McCullum to spin.

Totally his fault.

 

[_Ed_]

Surprised Key gave the coin to McCullum, instead of trying to sell it.

 

[hendrix]

I can just imagine his smarmy smile. He'd make a great paedo, that one.

 

[Bahnz]

Surprised Key gave the coin to McCullum, instead of trying to sell it.

 

[hendrix]

Shami to have an off day, please.

 

[ohnoitsyou]

Wellingtonians bagging key. Well I never

 

[Bahnz]

For anyone watching on TV, is the pitch that green? Similar to WI?

 

[Mike5181]

For anyone watching on TV, is the pitch that green? Similar to WI?

Honestly doesn't look that green.

 

[Bahnz]

This may be Rutherford's last test, but his cover drive will live long in the memory.

 

[Pothas]

Why am I getting darts instead of cricket?

 

[_Ed_]

Yeesh, sounds like one seamed sharply late in that Shami over.

 

[Meridio]

Fulton's technique is awful. Goes back to good length balls and leaves the bat dangling with his weight going backwards. Not pretty.

 

[hendrix]

Sounds like Zaheer is bowling some unplayable deliveries. Swinging in then seaming away regularly.

 

[Meridio]

Yeah, India bowling pretty well here. Hitting good lines and lengths, and if Rutherford keeps driving at good length balls like he just did he'll nick out soon enough.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

For anyone watching on TV, is the pitch that green? Similar to WI?

For those watching in black and white, the pitch is the green rectangle next to the brown one.

 

[Athlai]

Cracking\ shot