***Official*** India in England 2014

[Flem274*]

"green pitch, better come round the wicket and bowl bouncers"

 

[Adders]

Honestly, I can't watch much more of this.........killing my eyes.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Can't understand this at all.

 

[morgieb]

And now there's spin.

Cook should be shot.

 

[dermo]

cook been listening to his mentor shane warne

 

[Flem274*]

tbf at least moeen will pitch it up

 

[OverratedSanity]

Plunkett loves Pujara and Kohli and wants their name on the honour's board. There can be no other reason.

 

[Adders]

You've got be ****ing kidding me.

Ali one end, plunkett the other bowling short.........on the greenest wicket in Christendom. Tell me this is a bad dream.

 

[MW1304]

Meh, the spin is a non-issue. But that last over from Plunkett...well. It's been a remarkably inept display of just about everything in this session.

And now that. Just wow.

 

[dermo]

stunning.

 

[Burgey]

Great morning for Prior. He's village these days

 

[Flem274*]

oh dear

 

[Scaly piscine]

Prior and Cook as captain are done surely. Awful.

 

[Spikey]

do we really need prior

 

[Adders]

Great morning for Prior. He's village these days

England are ****ing village.

 

[Viscount Tom]

Seriously Prior **** off and retire please.

 

[morgieb]

He's basically fallen off the face of the earth in 12 months.

 

[GIMH]

ooooh matthew

 

[Bahnz]

Good god, prior would have to be just about the worst intl keeper going atm.

 

[ImpatientLime]

Holy ****.

If Moores has anything about him then the riot act will be read during lunch.

I don't think I've ever witnessed such an inept session of cricket from an established test side.