Howe_zat
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You've clearly never been to a Scottish student flat.
Aww, don't tell me you wasted your time on the beach. We know why you were really there.
*snigger* Oh, Burgey... We only told you that was beer...
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*Official* First Test at the Gabba
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Burgey
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The precise reverse of the situation here. A charming English lass just brought me my coffee. I asked her why she's here, said the weather is crap back home.
Very disappointed in GF setting aside centuries of animosity and not standing by his fellow anti-English thinking people. Shallow tbh. I thought better of him.
Keep banging on about the climate though. Your blokes will melt here. They can't carry a ****ing air conditioner out on the field with them.
Furball
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We set aside our animosirty centuries ago when we decided to rule you ****s.
Burgey
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Well tbf I drank more champagne than beer...You've clearly never been to a Scottish student flat.
Aww, don't tell me you wasted your time on the beach. We know why you were really there.
*snigger* Oh, Burgey... We only told you that was beer...
As for Brighton, they said it was an arts festival
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Nah, but Australia will likely attempt their ineffective sledging, so there'll at least be a couple of blowhard gasbags to keep it nice and breezy.
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Burgey
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Well then **** off back to Skye.
Hasn't even started yet. This is going to go North Korean by Sydney when we're 4-0 up.
Burgey
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Was going to say the only blowing will be between Broad and Swann, but thought better of itNah, but Australia will likely attempt their ineffective sledging, so there'll at least be a couple of blowhard gasbags to keep it nice and breezy.
GIMH
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Can only assume you're meeting with your Queen. God bless her, God Save Your Queen.
I walked into the living room earlier and one of my three year old daughters was hysterical, lying on the floor in fits of laughter. I asked her what it was all about and it turns out she'd just heard the XI Australia were planning on putting out for the First Test. She was too busy laughing to speak but her twin sister helpfully chimed in, "the one with funny teeth will be playing, and the one that looks like a girl was acting like he was He-Man, but he's more like Hannah Montana isn't he dad?"
At which point she was sent to her room. It is way unfair on Miss Montana to even mention her in the same breath as ****ing Shane Watson.
howardj
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Geez the Courier Mail has gone downhill. This bogan journalist, Ben Dorries, knows full well that England are only doing what Australia did in England in 2009 - attending a single function for the whole tour.
The media is now even trying to dumb down cricket, it seems
Geez the Courier Mail has gone downhill. This bogan journalist, Ben Dorries, knows full well that England are only doing what Australia did in England in 2009 - attending a single function for the whole tour.
The media is now even trying to dumb down cricket, it seems
Howe_zat
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, what crap. My favourite line:"ENGLAND'S invisible cricketers"
Now there's a tactic. The Aussies won't be able to see the bowlers or the fielders, we'll have the Ashes in the bag.
Furball
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Haha, bunch of whinging bastards.
Burgey
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Sorry for the hiatus, the poor English girl was nearly in tears at the cost of dental work.
So tomorrow we begin, hopefully with good weather in store, as I'd hate the Poms to use the rain as an excuse. As opposed to their sorry excuse for a cricket team.
So tomorrow we begin, hopefully with good weather in store, as I'd hate the Poms to use the rain as an excuse. As opposed to their sorry excuse for a cricket team.
Burgey
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This. He's terrible.
superkingdave
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Dammit, so ****ed im gonna miss out on tomorrow night, just have to hope the Aussies haven't already capitulated by Thursday night
howardj
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You know a journo is bad when you're forced into saying: 'bring back Crash Craddock'.
howardj
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official and most accurate weather site is Bureau of Meteorology - Home Page
Howe_zat
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Doesn't look bad that. A few showers shouldn't interrupt play too much, could make things pretty humid. Still unconvinced by the Gabba Greentop - believe it when I see it - but it sounds like there'll be some swing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but 19-28 seems fairly cool for a QLD summer fixture?