*Official* English Football Season 2011-12

[dontcloseyoureyes]

lol @ duffers post.

 

[Redbacks]

Time to throw the cheque book at him.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Chav following drinking acquaintence of mine reckons Villas-Boas will be gone by Xmas.

Just to reiterate this.

 

[Jarquis]

RVP > YOU z

 

[BoyBrumby]

Loath as I am to agree with Comrade Blakey on any level, the Prem has been flat out silly this year. Pure mental results.

ManUre 8 Arse 2, ManUre 1 Citeh 6, Chavs 3 Arse 5....

 

[Furball]

 

[duffer]

Hahahahahahahahaha, john terry Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahaga.

Robin van persie, clap clap clap clap clap. Robin van persie, clap clap clap clap clap. Aaaaaaarrrsseeeernnnaaaaaaaalllllllll............ Aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhh........

 

[Uppercut]

LOL Furball, totally stolen that.

29 goals in 28 games for RVP in 2011. Running out of superlatives to describe that guy.

 

[Furball]

Must be due a serious injury soon. Things have been going too well for Arsenal in the last month.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Joe Hart has been quietly awful this season so far. Basically got Kompany sent off there.

 

[Nate]

Goals everywhere tonight! Some quality games and comebacks.

Carragher and Gerrard out, Carroll starting. Oh noes. Please give me a reason to like you Andy.

EDIT: And I see we've drawn Chelsea for the Cup. Been a great last five minutes.

EDIT 2: Henderson also starting.

 

[keeper]

Good effort from Arsenal. Their defence allowed John Terry to believe for a few minutes that he would be able to generate more drivel-filled Captain Marvel headlines before their forwards reminded the world that he's just a racist donkey with a special needs haircut.

 

[Furball]

Good effort from Arsenal. Their defence allowed John Terry to believe for a few minutes that he would be able to generate more drivel-filled Captain Marvel headlines before their forwards reminded the world that he's just a racist donkey with a special needs haircut.

Best post.

 

[Pothas]

Loath as I am to agree with Comrade Blakey on any level, the Prem has been flat out silly this year. Pure mental results.

ManUre 8 Arse 2, ManUre 1 Citeh 6, Chavs 3 Arse 5....

lets not forget the most ridiculous of all: Fuhlam managing to score 6 goals.

No one can defend.

Anyway that Messi in crap form, missed a penalty last week and has only managed three in the first half today.

 

[Nate]

wag http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/302/7/4/walcott_vs_chealsea_by_arikstrom-d4ebueg.gif

 

[duffer]

Lol Chelsea.

But looking at their team, some of the most punchable in the face players there look like their race is run. ****ley and Captain Falldown are both going to be 31 at the end of the season and have looked terrible recently. Dogbag and Fatty are going to be 34 at the end of the season, Cech looks like Almunia with a hat these days.

It's brilliant really, Roman is going to have to replace the spine of their team and pray Torres starts to look like a 5m quid striker sometime soon, let alone a 50m striker. These guys could drop out of the top 4 this season too.

 

[Neil Pickup]

Think we're overlooking the big issues here, guys...

Jordan Rhodes' consecutive hat-tricks.
4th longest undefeated league streak ever in English football.

Sorry to dig, but the playoff final is a league match. This statistic is hairy bollocks.

 

[Cevno]

Has Andr Villas-Boas Been Sacked Yet? NO.

 

[roseboy64]

Where's Rose, I want to tell him he's a **** through a waterfall of his own pathetic tears. EAFDC.

WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWNNNNNNNN.

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. Work in 4 hours, dilligaf?

I didn't even cry. We just lost the plot in the last few minutes. Result massively flattering. Still months to go. Marathon not a sprint.

 

[roseboy64]

Don't think AVB will get sacked. Don't pay 13m for a manager and then sack him unless he does ridiculously bad. As long as he gets top 4 he'll stay I reckon.