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*Official* English Football Season 2007-08
- Thread starter GIMH
- Start date
BoyBrumby
Englishman
The air chez Brumby was turned somewhat blue, it must be said. Kuyt got away with a blatant tug on Hleb in the box too, but think the Scousers did a job on us tbf.
Chavs losing tho, which is never not funny.
headhunter
International Vice-Captain
Didn't see much live soccer tonight, but from what I did see, Arsenal truly left it behind them (Bentner, the clear penalty and I'm told they missed at least one other sitter). Also lol at Chelsea result.
Johnners
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Well that sucks, imo. Heh, april fool *feels ashamed*
cpr
International Coach
Mikky wants to be a centre back, has always insisted that (even though i thought him far better at LB). So Pique is his challenger, and Evans. Pique can cover LB at a push, but tbh, so can Giggs. Not ideal, but a possibility if the turd hits the fan in a game. O'Shea's pretty much the back up LB anyway.
Wes is uninspiring at centre back. Can do the job, no better than any other average prem defender. Lacks at right back due to inability attacking down the flank (something Richards needs to sort if he wants to make that his own position for England)
cpr
International Coach
Funniest thing.
Avatar-ing it. Utter classic
roseboy64
Cricket Web Content Updater
Agreed that he's better at left back. Yeah Pique is a challenger but it's like this:
Neville Ferdinand Vidic Evra
Brown Pique Silvestre O'Shea
Evans would replace Silvestre.
Wes is uninspiring but dependable. Probably could have been better but I have no ill feelings if he's to replace Vidic against Boro in the centre. Would rather Pique though, to test him, give him matches and thus enable him to get the 10 appearances.
Craig
World Traveller
Barney Rubble
International Coach
That's not a bad April Fool actually, pretty funny.
Craig
World Traveller
I believed it until I clicked on the link
Tom Halsey
International Coach
Wahey United, can't say I really expected that, would have been happy with a dour 1-1 or something tbh.
The Italian press have been going on about how Juve nearly signed Ronaldo in 2001... is there any club in Europe that hasn't nearly signed him?
WRT Brown/Tweety, they're both ****e, though I disagree with CPR, marginally I'd have Brown at RB, he can't quite reach the depths of direnes that Tweety can.
Listened to Liverpool v Le Arse on the radio last night, unfortunately it now looks as though it's advantage Dippers. Utter ****s.
The Italian press have been going on about how Juve nearly signed Ronaldo in 2001... is there any club in Europe that hasn't nearly signed him?
WRT Brown/Tweety, they're both ****e, though I disagree with CPR, marginally I'd have Brown at RB, he can't quite reach the depths of direnes that Tweety can.
Listened to Liverpool v Le Arse on the radio last night, unfortunately it now looks as though it's advantage Dippers. Utter ****s.
Shaggy Alfresco
State Captain
I think it's going to be a Pool-United final. Which unfortunately will ban us from Europe for another 5 years after all the stabbings take place.
andmark
International Captain
I found this on another forum
There's a place we know where Scousers go
and it's always lots of fun
you can have a laugh at many things
if you're ready with a pun
You can mock the dead of Munich
be glad that George Best's dead
you can sing a dozen funny songs
of Duncan Edward's head
You can hope that Gary Neville
gets cancer and he dies
throw ammonia at Whiteside
and hope it blinds his eyes
You can even stone an ambulance
where Alan Smith is lying
even if it doesn't overturn
it's bound to be fun trying
You can talk of many pleasant things
with your like-minded mates
but you'll pause to show such reverence
as you pass the Shankly Gates
Where every single Scouser
who ever passed away
must be honoured and respected
have their own special day
Cos Scousers are a special breed
their hearts upon their sleeve
they ask the country to join in
and watch them as they grieve
They celebrate and they respect
each Scouser who departs
they ask that we can shed their tears
and nurse their broken hearts
Yet mention dead of anyone
who doesn't fit their own
they laugh out loud there is no shred
of honour ever shown
They laugh at young men dying
on runways filled with ice
and celebrate that Munich day
and never would think twice
of mocking Harold Shipman's dead
that lived within our city
these wallowers in plastic grief
the masters of self pity
They wave their tin foil silverware
and throw cups filled with ****
to shower on opposing fans
but never will admit
the murder of their very own
their much loved Stanley knives
the night they killed Juventus fans
a tragic waste of lives
It's "justice for the 96"
but never 39
It's grieving for 'poor' Michael Shields
but not for Heysel dying
It's always everybody else
they're not the ones to blame
it was Chelsea, Yorkshire coppers
it's always been the same
We've all shed tears as 96
lay dying on the floor
but our sympathy has long since died
we'll grieve with you no more.
our sympathy has long since died
we'll grieve with you no more.
There's a place we know where Scousers go
and it's always lots of fun
you can have a laugh at many things
if you're ready with a pun
You can mock the dead of Munich
be glad that George Best's dead
you can sing a dozen funny songs
of Duncan Edward's head
You can hope that Gary Neville
gets cancer and he dies
throw ammonia at Whiteside
and hope it blinds his eyes
You can even stone an ambulance
where Alan Smith is lying
even if it doesn't overturn
it's bound to be fun trying
You can talk of many pleasant things
with your like-minded mates
but you'll pause to show such reverence
as you pass the Shankly Gates
Where every single Scouser
who ever passed away
must be honoured and respected
have their own special day
Cos Scousers are a special breed
their hearts upon their sleeve
they ask the country to join in
and watch them as they grieve
They celebrate and they respect
each Scouser who departs
they ask that we can shed their tears
and nurse their broken hearts
Yet mention dead of anyone
who doesn't fit their own
they laugh out loud there is no shred
of honour ever shown
They laugh at young men dying
on runways filled with ice
and celebrate that Munich day
and never would think twice
of mocking Harold Shipman's dead
that lived within our city
these wallowers in plastic grief
the masters of self pity
They wave their tin foil silverware
and throw cups filled with ****
to shower on opposing fans
but never will admit
the murder of their very own
their much loved Stanley knives
the night they killed Juventus fans
a tragic waste of lives
It's "justice for the 96"
but never 39
It's grieving for 'poor' Michael Shields
but not for Heysel dying
It's always everybody else
they're not the ones to blame
it was Chelsea, Yorkshire coppers
it's always been the same
We've all shed tears as 96
lay dying on the floor
but our sympathy has long since died
we'll grieve with you no more.
our sympathy has long since died
we'll grieve with you no more.
Neil Pickup
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Cause United never sang about Hillsborough.
In other news, ****ing City. ****ing Droylsden. ****ing Conference.