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*Official* English Football Season 2005-06

Neil Pickup

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Barney Rubble said:
Did the Worst Player Ever To Play For England (TM) score? (and to clear up any confusion, I don't mean Crouch - it's the other bloke)
Showing your age here. Geoff Thomas, Tony Daley, Andy Sinton...?
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Tom Halsey said:
Fair enough, to be fair that Fulham goal was by far and away his best - but there have been others where he's dribbled into the penalty area to score - of course not like the Fulham one though.
Sorry to sound like I don't believe you, but which ones? I'm asking because I can't remember them and am curious, not because I'm still arguing. :)
 

Barney Rubble

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Neil Pickup said:
Showing your age here. Geoff Thomas, Tony Daley, Andy Sinton...?
None of them can have been worse than Andy "Oops-I-dived-to-try-and-get-a-penalty-but-instead-I-just-ended-up-with-grass-all-over-my-face-and-my-legs-in-the-air-flailing-madly" Johnson, surely? Johnson is barely top-flight standard, let alone international.
 

Neil Pickup

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Yes, they were. Comfortably.

Carlton Palmer, Alan Thompson, Steve Froggatt, Darren Eadie, Steve Guppy, Michael Ricketts, John Scales and Jason Wilcox have to run them close too.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Neil Pickup said:
Yes, they were. Comfortably.

Carlton Palmer, Alan Thompson, Steve Froggatt, Darren Eadie, Steve Guppy, Michael Ricketts, John Scales and Jason Wilcox have to run them close too.
Actually now you mention it, there's a few in that group (Froggatt, Guppy, Ricketts, Wilcox) who would run him very close.

My opinion on him is probably borne more out of my hatred of the fact that everyone raved about him all of last season than anything else - I just wanted to say to all the newspapers and Sky Sports pundits who sang his praises all the time, "HE ONLY SCORES BLOODY PENALTIES, SHUT UP!!!!" :@

If you take away the penalties, he scored something like 10 goals last season in the Premiership - that wouldn't have ever got him picked for England, so why should he have been picked with the addition of 10 penalties to the tally? The conclusion that can be drawn is that either Sven values penalty-taking as a skill for a striker very highly, or that Sven picked him after a glance at the top-scorers' list and without seeing him play.
 

Tom Halsey

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Barney Rubble said:
Sorry to sound like I don't believe you, but which ones? I'm asking because I can't remember them and am curious, not because I'm still arguing. :)
Stumped. :p To be honest there probably are a few because I regularly think "that was a good run" when Ruud scores, I can't think fo the games etc. too. He also scoores a lot of vollies, far from the easiest skill.

I'm not saying he isn't a goal poacher, because he clearly is, but he does score some good goals, and it is being in the right place at the right time a lot aswell.
 

Neil Pickup

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Michael Ball, Warren Barton, James Beattie, Lee Bowyer, Nigel Clough, Tony Dorigo, John Fashanu, Anthony Gardner, Michael Gray, Owen Hargreaves, Lee Hendrie, Andy Hinchcliffe, Steve Howey, Francis Jeffers, Seth Johnson, Paul Konchesky, Zat Knight, Gavin McCann, Danny Mills, Mike Phelan, Chris Powell, Kieran Richardson, Stuart Ripley, John Salako, Lee Sharpe, Tim Sherwood, Paul Stewart, Steve Stone, Chris Sutton, David Unsworth, Matthew Upson, Ian Walker, Mark Walters... pick however many from that identity parade.

Eadie and Froggatt made squads but never played.
 

BoyBrumby

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Neil Pickup said:
Michael Ball, Warren Barton, James Beattie, Lee Bowyer, Nigel Clough, Tony Dorigo, John Fashanu, Anthony Gardner, Michael Gray, Owen Hargreaves, Lee Hendrie, Andy Hinchcliffe, Steve Howey, Francis Jeffers, Seth Johnson, Paul Konchesky, Zat Knight, Gavin McCann, Danny Mills, Mike Phelan, Chris Powell, Kieran Richardson, Stuart Ripley, John Salako, Lee Sharpe, Tim Sherwood, Paul Stewart, Steve Stone, Chris Sutton, David Unsworth, Matthew Upson, Ian Walker, Mark Walters... pick however many from that identity parade.

Eadie and Froggatt made squads but never played.
Think you're a bit harsh on some in there; well, Dorigo, Sharpe & Stone, anyway!

Mike Phelan was the target of one of my favourite crowd songs "You've lost that hairline, Phelan, who-oah that hairline, Phelan" to the tune of "You've lost that loving feeling" :D
 

Scaly piscine

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Neil Pickup said:
Michael Ball, Warren Barton, James Beattie, Lee Bowyer, Nigel Clough, Tony Dorigo, John Fashanu, Anthony Gardner, Michael Gray, Owen Hargreaves, Lee Hendrie, Andy Hinchcliffe, Steve Howey, Francis Jeffers, Seth Johnson, Paul Konchesky, Zat Knight, Gavin McCann, Danny Mills, Mike Phelan, Chris Powell, Kieran Richardson, Stuart Ripley, John Salako, Lee Sharpe, Tim Sherwood, Paul Stewart, Steve Stone, Chris Sutton, David Unsworth, Matthew Upson, Ian Walker, Mark Walters... pick however many from that identity parade.

Eadie and Froggatt made squads but never played.
I reckon he's one of the main candidates given how he didn't even stand out for Middlesbrough when they were a yo-yo side.
 

PY

International Coach
Grimsby went down today to a late Alan Shearer goal. :(

I'm not unhappy really as the only difference in the sides on the day was a finish from a world-class striker. Has a tart of a Newcastle fan next to us in the pub though, he knew all the worlds to a Backstreet Boys song. :p
 

aussie

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well not surprising looking at that statisitc in the Man U game, lowest crowd at OT for 6 years. 43,673 :sleep:
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
Scaly piscine said:
I reckon he's one of the main candidates given how he didn't even stand out for Middlesbrough when they were a yo-yo side.
But was a star at blackburn in the side that won the league 8-)
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake scored for Man Utd tonight - can somebody explain to me how, with a name like that, he's English and not Northern Patagonian or something? :wacko:

Then again, the Bucs did have a Welsh youngster called Ramon Calliste last year. Welsh?!? He sounds more like a Colombian drug lord! :blink:
 

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