Speaking of amusing incidents, I was at Taunton today (good win for Somerset by the way, despite some truly shocking umpiring - fours called as sixes, lbws given off the thigh pad, etc) and not only were there two, unfortunately male, streakers with about seven overs to go, but midway through the Somerset innings, some guy (fully clothed this time, but clearly rather hammered) staggered out onto the outfield as if he was about to start running around - but instead he just stood there at deep point, twenty yards in from the rope. He hung around for thirty seconds or so while the security guys were called, then proceeded to light up a fag on the outfield, and escape through the back of the stand he came from when he saw the security guys!