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*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

Gnske

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Will post an assessment of how long these Indian players probably last during filthy spit-loving coitus with their loved ones in a minute after I've had a think.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Time for Root abd Bairstow to step up here. Could be series defining one way or the other depending on how they go.
Root will be fine one way or another but Bairstow has an element of playing for his place here as well. A big partnership from these and game on. One gone before lunch and we’re in trouble. Both gone and eek
 

Gnske

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Rating System

No Shot Offered - Doesn't splooge at all
Chopped On! - Takes way too long
Timed to Perfection - Perfect
Oh no Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover! - Too early
Golden Duck - WAY too early


Rohit - Chopped On!
Jaiswal - Golden Duck
Gill - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Patidar - Golden Duck
Sarfaraz - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Jurel - Timed to Perfection
Jadeja - Golden Duck
Ashwin - No Shot Offered
Deep - Chopped On!
Siraj - No Shot Offered

Bumrah - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Kohli - Golden Duck
Pujara - Chopped on!
Rahane - No Shot offered
Pant - Timed to Perfection
 

Gnske

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
For England

Duckett - No Shot Offered
Crawley - Chopped On!
Pope - Golden Duck
Root - Timed to Perfection
Bairstow - No Shot Offered
Stokes - Timed to Perfection
Foakes - Chopped on!
Hartley - Chopped On!
Shoaib - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Robinson - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Anderson - Penis broken
 

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