*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

[Gnske]

I have to ask, which side of the bullying are India on here? Just to make sure you haven't been hacked.

Just like in the Kashmir, India are clearly on the wrong side here.

 

[Andyhere]

Well, ofcourse Shardul is #allrounder

Actually he is a no rounder..
Neither is batting is good and bowling is mediocre at best.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

India win this session no matter what happens now. We will probably be 5 down by lunch.

 

[Andyhere]

India were in a similar situation last game after winning the toss. 3 wickets down in 1st hour

 

[GIMH]

5am alarm. See it’s 56/2 and Zak is going well. Think **** it let’s get up and watch Zak.

Out before I even got out of bed. What even is life at this point?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Time for Root abd Bairstow to step up here. Could be series defining one way or the other depending on how they go.

 

[Gnske]

Will post an assessment of how long these Indian players probably last during filthy spit-loving coitus with their loved ones in a minute after I've had a think.

 

[GIMH]

Time for Root abd Bairstow to step up here. Could be series defining one way or the other depending on how they go.

Root will be fine one way or another but Bairstow has an element of playing for his place here as well. A big partnership from these and game on. One gone before lunch and we’re in trouble. Both gone and eek

 

[duffer]

5am alarm.

lol, cmon man. that's a thing?

 

[Gnske]

Rating System

No Shot Offered - Doesn't splooge at all
Chopped On! - Takes way too long
Timed to Perfection - Perfect
Oh no Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover! - Too early
Golden Duck - WAY too early


Rohit - Chopped On!
Jaiswal - Golden Duck
Gill - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Patidar - Golden Duck
Sarfaraz - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Jurel - Timed to Perfection
Jadeja - Golden Duck
Ashwin - No Shot Offered
Deep - Chopped On!
Siraj - No Shot Offered

Bumrah - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Kohli - Golden Duck
Pujara - Chopped on!
Rahane - No Shot offered
Pant - Timed to Perfection

 

[GIMH]

lol, cmon man. that's a thing?

I used to be a morning person but being up for 6.45 is an achievement for me these days

 

[GIMH]

Jonny!!

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Shots YJB

Siraj going for plenty

 

[Shri]

siraj is trying too many things. like ashwin back in the day bowling a variation every ball

 

[Gnske]

For England

Duckett - No Shot Offered
Crawley - Chopped On!
Pope - Golden Duck
Root - Timed to Perfection
Bairstow - No Shot Offered
Stokes - Timed to Perfection
Foakes - Chopped on!
Hartley - Chopped On!
Shoaib - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Robinson - Oh No Ian Bell's hit it straight to cover!
Anderson - Penis broken

 

[OverratedSanity]

Giving Bairstow a few overs of Siraj early on was such a bad idea. Just bring on spin if you don't want to wear Akash out.

 

[honestbharani]

5am alarm. See it’s 56/2 and Zak is going well. Think **** it let’s get up and watch Zak.

Out before I even got out of bed. What even is life at this point?

Deep... almost Akash Deep.

 

[Arachnodouche]

Bairstow looks good for a hundred here.

 

[GIMH]

Deep... almost Akash Deep.

Go away hb

 

[GotSpin]

Sharp turn here