***Official*** Australia in South Africa

[Johnners]

Just quietly, Johnson is ****ing gun.

Thought I might just quote this for truth.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Mitch!

 

[Nate]

Called both of these dismissals from the couch, mate was using the computer. So awesome Midge.

 

[pasag]

Johnson you star!

 

[mikeW]

MJ WAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want him bad!

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Gonskies!

Took too long, though.

 

[Nate]

Haha, the drama there was awesome.

 

[inbox24]

Another wicket? Surely not...

0.5 Johnson to Amla, OUT, he's given him, the hosts are reeling here! Swung in sharply, landed on middle and leg and seemed to strike him in line, at least to the naked eye, as he tries to flick that away, Rauf raises his finger but Amla is not convinced. He's called for a referral, but replays suggest he is stone dead.
HM Amla lbw b Johnson 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00

Since when has Johnson learnt to swing the ball into right handers?

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Haha and another referral down.

 

[Jamee999]

Oh ****.

 

[pasag]

SA should look for a score of 450+.

Way too early to say, let's see how they do after an hour.

 

[alternative]

Incredible bit of bowling from Johnson.

 

[alternative]

What a waste in referral too, shocking stuff.

 

[Scaly piscine]

He's trying to flick a straight ball in the first over at 0-1?

Doesn't sound too clever.

Wish England were playing on proper Test pitches like these.

 

[Nate]

Wish Siddle was opening at the other end here.

 

[Uppercut]

Best first over I've seen since Irfan Pathan. Johnson is so, so good now that he can swing it back in.

 

[inbox24]

Hilfy better not be bowling too short, undoing all the good work.

 

[Uppercut]

He's trying to flick a straight ball in the first over at 0-1?

Doesn't sound too clever.

Wish England were playing on proper Test pitches like these.

Wish England had proper test bowlers like these*

 

[Matt79]

Just came back:

WE'RE ****ING BOWLING????

WTF guys, seriously. Batsmen numbering 3-7 need to take a glass of Allan Border's sweat to help them harden the **** up.

 

[Matt79]

Midge always makes the boo-boos feel better.