**Official** Australia in Bangladesh

[Nate]

That`s why I thought Gillespie was so good. I keep saying he`s not good enough because he`s lost that extra something, but he bowled well today without it.

 

[Son Of Coco]

My respect for Warnie continues to grow. He's deliberately not taking wickets so he can maintain the statistical high ground on Murali, while simultaneously refusing to take wickets against the Bangladeshis to prove that they're not worthy of joining his list of victims.

An absolute masterstroke.

hear hear!

 

[Smudge]

Dont want to say it but .

Why not? There's nothing wrong with applauding the opposition for a good day's cricket.

 

[Smudge]

they cannot be more of fool on this site than you, why dont start acting like a mature & stop behaving like a woman, you are like those whore's on the streets wont stop pesting your girly little irritating self around the place.

<Voltman rapidly tries to erase the mental image of Marc in a skirt from his mind>

 

[luckyeddie]

My respect for Warnie continues to grow. He's deliberately not taking wickets so he can maintain the statistical high ground on Murali, while simultaneously refusing to take wickets against the Bangladeshis to prove that they're not worthy of joining his list of victims.

An absolute masterstroke.

Volty takes an early lead in the 'Post of the Week' stakes.

Kudos, my friend, kudos.

/Or was it Kang?

 

[Son Of Coco]

<Voltman rapidly tries to erase the mental image of Marc in a skirt from his mind>

I'll make it a better mental picture for you: He's not actually wearing a skirt - it's a colostomy bag and he's on a commode.

You can call him 'Gladys'.

 

[Adamc]

Volty takes an early lead in the 'Post of the Week' stakes.

Kudos, my friend, kudos.

/Or was it Kang?

Unfortunately the same idea (well, similar) was used a few pages earlier:

Warne has a go at Murali for getting heaps of wickets against Bangladesh, and then produces figures of 20 overs, 0-112 against that same team.

I think you'll find he's just trying to avoid the same criticism! It's smart play by the blonde man

Voltman trumped by SoC again, oh dear.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Unfortunately the same idea was used a few pages earlier:



Voltman trumped by SoC again, oh dear.

Sorry 'Jai'...

 

[luckyeddie]

I'll make it a better mental picture for you: He's not actually wearing a skirt - it's a colostomy bag and he's on a commode.

You can call him 'Gladys'.

That's me - and YOU've been looking.

 

[Smudge]

I'll make it a better mental picture for you: He's not actually wearing a skirt - it's a colostomy bag and he's on a commode.

You can call him 'Gladys'.

You shouldn't be turning me on so late in the night...

Adam,

Son of Coco had the ingredients of a good idea - I simply turned it into an baking show-winning chocolate mudcake.

I applied the spit-and-swallo.., I mean spit-and-polish.

 

[Son Of Coco]

That's me - and YOU've been looking.

I'm only human

 

[Autobahn]

Getting a bit creepy now...

 

[Son Of Coco]

You shouldn't be turning me on so late in the night...

Adam,

Son of Coco had the ingredients of a good idea - I simply turned it into an baking show-winning chocolate mudcake.

I applied the spit-and-swallo.., I mean spit-and-polish.

That's right, if you'd have been paying close attention to the 'Nathan Bracken' thread you'd know that Voltman is simply branching out into recycling

 

[a massive zebra]

 

[Son Of Coco]

Getting a bit creepy now...

SO it wasn't creepy when I was describing Marc wearing a colostomy bag, sitting on a commode, and answering to 'Gladys'?

 

[Autobahn]

i was meaning since my last post

 

[Son Of Coco]

i was meaning since my last post

But this is your last post...I'm confused

 

[luckyeddie]

But this is your last post...I'm confused

Why is it his last post?

Do you have the authority to ban anyone?

 

[Ikki]

I know I'm late but...

Great batting by the Bangladeshi's. regardless of condition, batted very well. Gotta love new countries getting better in cricket. The more compeition, the better.

Dizzy was great. Warne and Lee seemed a bit tired...hopefully they can pull something together and Australia can bat well soon.

 

[silentstriker]

So much for them not showing improvement. Bangladesh of 2002 would not have scored 355/5 against Australia regardless of the wicket.