*Official* 2022 New Zealand Tour of England, Ireland, Scotland & Netherlands

[GIMH]

What a ****ing test match btw

 

[Moss]

Root’s handled this partnership really well, taken up the bulk of the scoring and ensured that NZ don’t get to bowl at Foakes for a sustained period of time

 

[grecian]

Doull's "nobody will criticize you if you get it wrong" maybe the most asinine take ever, I mean England captains like Hussain, Gatting, Atherton have had decisions still criticized decades after they happened.

 

[veganbob]

Need a wicket soon or I'll get angry

 

[veganbob]

Doull is a dude bro idiot anyway

 

[veganbob]

I'm retiring this username from cricket web if we cant win this test now. I will come back with a new username

 

[veganbob]

Just finish it now, won't even be be able to mastergate all day tommorow cause of root

 

[sledger]

I'm retiring this username from cricket web if we cant win this test now. I will come back with a new username

Ilovesausagebob imo

 

[Aritro]

I'm retiring this username from cricket web if we cant win this test now. I will come back with a new username

I suggest something similar to your present username so we can recognise you but different so it's a new dawn.

How about "bobsnvagene"?

 

[veganbob]

Root is one of those players you always think is likeable then you see his prince Charles type face/ego once he scores important runs :/

 

[White Ball]

Just can’t imagine how NZ are in this position having been 240 ahead with 6 poles in hand start of the day

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Need a wicket soon or I'll get angry

Why not ask for a Root hundred?

 

[trundler]

Rights, Root is on 70. The next few balls decide the course of the match. Will it be a classic 70 or his first 4th innings ton?

 

[veganbob]

Why not ask for a Root hundred?

Yep why dont I just eat a cricket bat shaped dildo instead

 

[trundler]

Meatheadbob

 

[Moss]

A couple of overs too many for Southee I think? Root’s been picking him off very easily for a while now.

 

[trundler]

Yep why dont I just eat a cricket bat shaped dildo instead

Do it for Pride regardless imo

 

[GIMH]

So privileged to live through the Root years

 

[trundler]

So privileged to live through the Root years

I can't stop singing his name to the tune of Jolene

 

[White Ball]

Could England have taken the extra 30 mins? Felt like they had all the momentum I still have them as big favourites but now who knows if NZ come out fresh and firing tomorrow