In a really weird way, I love watching Matthew Hoggard bat - mostly because of his absolute rock-solid determination not to play any attacking shot of any kind, it's great - seeing him unintentionally cover-drive Corey Collymore for four in the summer was priceless, especially because soon after that, he actually tried some attacking shots!
One dropped just over mid-off's head, the next went straight down cover's throat!
I really get the impression that, because he obviously has little or no natural talent with the bat, he has to work incredibly hard for every run he gets - which is why I would love to see him score a Test 50 at some point, and I believe he will. I can see him playing a heroic match-saving innings of 10* off 120 balls or something v Aus next summer!
It's not exciting, but it's funny as hell.