CAMERON SPITS THE DUMMY
Following revelations that the TFCC are considering trading champion fast bowler Andy Cameron, by far the most experienced member of the TFCC, and perhaps the glue that holds the whole club together, Cameron has publicly taken a swipe at the management of the cricket club.
"Ohh jeez it's just plain despicable, no other word for it. The selectors have made numerous stupid decisions in the past, including the trading and inclusion of Mittensmonger and Graham Gooch, and the recent promotion of Stephen Burke, normally a wicketkeeper, who was called upon to bowl! Despite all of these, this is clearly the worst."
Cameron, who's stunning good looks and charm have made him a hit with the ladies since he burst onto the TF scene as it was just beginning, has made innumerable contributions to the club. Many outside experts consider him very hard done by by the selectors, who have constantly left him out of the TF side, instead relegating him to the TF 'A' side with players some media outlets have described as 'worse than Bangladeshi club cricketers.'