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Hoggy31

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TF suffer first defeat

A sloppy TFCC has tasted defeat for the first time against a rejuvanted Sri Lankan unit. and so on. Stedman good batter etc. etc.
 

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TF Vs New Zealand played in Taupo


TF were thoroughly outclassed by the black caps, with Philipps the only one to offer resistance with the bat.The inclusion of Graham Gooch didnt pay off.

Edmunds was the best with the ball, getting it to move both ways against his ex team.
 

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CAMERON IN TRADE TALKS

It has been revealed that Testing Forum A fast bowler Andy Cameron has been thrown up as trade bait to entice the Tumut Cricket Club in entering negotiations with the TFCC.

More to come later.
 

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CAMERON SPITS THE DUMMY

Following revelations that the TFCC are considering trading champion fast bowler Andy Cameron, by far the most experienced member of the TFCC, and perhaps the glue that holds the whole club together, Cameron has publicly taken a swipe at the management of the cricket club.
"Ohh jeez it's just plain despicable, no other word for it. The selectors have made numerous stupid decisions in the past, including the trading and inclusion of Mittensmonger and Graham Gooch, and the recent promotion of Stephen Burke, normally a wicketkeeper, who was called upon to bowl! Despite all of these, this is clearly the worst."
Cameron, who's stunning good looks and charm have made him a hit with the ladies since he burst onto the TF scene as it was just beginning, has made innumerable contributions to the club. Many outside experts consider him very hard done by by the selectors, who have constantly left him out of the TF side, instead relegating him to the TF 'A' side with players some media outlets have described as 'worse than Bangladeshi club cricketers.'
 

Hoggy31

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I hear Linda Phillipps is a supervisor at coles..

If so, my following joke will prove relevant and most of all successful.

Supervise this!! *points to groin*

that is all
 

Hoggy31

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More clubs show interest in social discard Andrew Cameron

The Torquay Dolphins U12B side has shown a keen interest in the tf 'a' "quick". Torquay manager Graham Scallopwoggens has apparently been in talks with TFCC management over the past few days and a deal is expected to go through in the next few days
 

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CAMERON FOUND IN GUTTER

Ignored by his team's selectors, linked with a move to Torquay. Could Andrew Cameron have hit rock bottom? No. Relevations that he's sank even lower are abundant, with tales of the egotistical TF fast bowler having lapsed into heavy drinking and groping TF's star opener Linda Philipps and Miles Mittensmonger's pet cat, Bobby. However, to put the icing on the cake, just this morning Cameron was found unconscious in a Sydney street, t-shirt covered in Whiskey and vomit along with the usual dribble of saliva.
Outspoken Cameron has been in a slide ever since Miles Mittensmonger's arrival, widely believed to be jealousy on Cameron's part. In one of Cameron's recent drunken rants, he recently made the following comments to our editor about Mittensmonger "he's got nothing on me. He hasn't. That little **** is all hype. *burp* Look at those other so called 'child prodigies'. Where are they now? Mozart. Where's he now? Gary Coleman. Where's he now? Aaron Carter. Where's he now? Sachin Tendulkar and Hey Arnold. Where are they now? They got nottin'. Nottin'!! You here me?!? I'm gonna be king of the goddamn world!!!" before muttering under his breath what we made out to be "I don't need TF." But, if he doesn't need TF, how come all he has left in the world is half a bottle of Jack Daniels and a sleeping bag in teammate Steven Burke's garage?
 
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Real Madrid make Cameron bid

Powerhouse football club, Real Madrid C.F. has approached to sign Testing Forum 'A' team cricketer, Andy Cameron. Though Cameron is reported to be a terrible footballer and generally untalented, according to an source known only as "b0rkey", the club has stated that his ability to run and recognize a ball are sufficient to stir interest.

Much like David Beckham was brought onboard to build a fanbase in Asia, the hope of chairman Florentino Pérez is that Cameron will "increase the club's appeal among vagabonds and cheap hookers". The club was linked in the pursuit of Scott Stapp as an ambassador, but the rock superstar turned down the exorbitant offer claiming an inability to "speak European".

When asked to comment on the situation, a spokesperson from the TFCC board claimed he has the right to remain silent.
 
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