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Did you know that armageddon, when split into small words, is arm aged don?

Frightening thought.

And did you know that assassination...

 

[Linda]

Whats a tion?

 

[Linda]

Hey boy sittin in your tree
Mummy always wants you to come for tea
Don't be shy, straighten up your tie
Get down from your tree house sittin in the sky

 

[Hoggy31]

Eating ice cream with a small spoon

 

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Whats a tion?

Dion.

 

[Linda]

Dion.

 

[Hoggy31]

Dion.

Reon.

 

[benchmark00]

Your face.

 

[Linda]

Its tha bee's knees.

 

[Linda]

Yeah, jus cruisin'..

 

[Linda]

The ladies are just lining up.

 

[Linda]

Fo' shizzle in the drizzle.

 

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Fo' shizzle in the drizzle.

During a sausage sizzle?

 

[Linda]

I saw you last night at the spelling bee... I knew right then it was L-U-V

 

[Linda]

During a sausage sizzle?

Yep, spot on. Read any good books lately Rich?

 

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Yep, spot on. Read any good books lately Rich?

No, no I haven't.

Have I read any books at all lately?

No, no I haven't.

You, Linda?

 

[Linda]

She's ruining this in dangerously fast phases. Why wont somebody stop her?!

 

[Linda]

No, no I haven't.

Have I read any books at all lately?

No, no I haven't.

You, Linda?

Yeah, actually, I recently completed The Harvey Norman Catalogue just yesterday. It was, to put it briefly for those still in its depths, a challenging read. Some dishwashers are just too complicated in this golden age of technology.

 

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Yeah, actually, I recently completed The Harvey Norman Catalogue just yesterday. It was, to put it briefly for those still in its depths, a challenging read. Some dishwashers are just too complicated in this golden age of technology.

Wow, a review which has aroused some curiosity, I just might go and get myself a copy.

I said aroused.

 

[Linda]

Wow, a review which has aroused some curiosity, I just might go and get myself a copy.

I said aroused.

Its a shame things go downward (rather prematurely, you might say) from there.