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Not if you are a fat ****. Best get dietingEven better, be the cox in that event.
Not if you are a fat ****. Best get dietingEven better, be the cox in that event.
Solution. Get laser quest added as an Olympic event. You’ve got 5 years to make it happen.Probably shooting. I used to do pretty well at laser quest so I'd be shocked if I wasn't good at Olympic shooting.
Next one is America theyd do laser quest with real guns and no laserSolution. Get laser quest added as an Olympic event. You’ve got 5 years to make it happen.
I guess it depends how you define embarrassing yourself. As the son of a fairly successful marathon runner, he’d have been made up if I’d kept up with the running just to be able to run some marathons, but I’d have probably been embarrassed at not being able to come close to his level of performance.With 5 years of intense training I think most people would be at least able to finish the triathlon/marathon, that's something that you really can just train for. You'd be slow as **** but you'd technically finish.
Wikipedia successful?I guess it depends how you define embarrassing yourself. As the son of a fairly successful marathon runner, he’d have been made up if I’d kept up with the running just to be able to run some marathons, but I’d have probably been embarrassed at not being able to come close to his level of performance.
No, but successful enough to make the BBC news when I was a lad and he won the 'Mersey Marathon' a few timesWikipedia successful?
So this is him?No, but successful enough to make the BBC news when I was a lad and he won the 'Mersey Marathon' a few times
Best time 2hrs 19 mins. Think it probably put him in the top 10 in England the year he ran it
Aye you were able to find that more easily than I could!So this is him?
ARRS - Runner: Ian Corrin
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Top 40. 33rd to be exact.No, but successful enough to make the BBC news when I was a lad and he won the 'Mersey Marathon' a few times
Best time 2hrs 19 mins. Think it probably put him in the top 10 in England the year he ran it
Link doesn't work through my firewall which is weird. I overestimated then haha. Not bad going though, I guess. Especially given the amount of lager he managed to consume in between races.
In 1989 the Mersey Marathon was a qualifier for the Commonwealth Games in Auckland. He was the prior year's winner but missed that version through injury.
Tbf the yardstick I'm using is stuff like artistic gymnastics, where I'd almost certainly severely injure myself, or whitewater canoeing where I'm almost certainly killed at some point. I'd embarrass myself in a marathon but I probably wouldn't die.I guess it depends how you define embarrassing yourself. As the son of a fairly successful marathon runner, he’d have been made up if I’d kept up with the running just to be able to run some marathons, but I’d have probably been embarrassed at not being able to come close to his level of performance.
Need to get Dublin to host then Ireland get an automatic qualification to events like handball.Realistically none, but my best shot would be something like Handball, one of the few Olympic sports that Ireland has no tradition of whatsoever. For the purposes of the thought experiment let’s pretend qualification isn’t a problem.
Sailing is an option too. An ultra-low participation sport where physical limitations are less of a barrier.
I know sailing is physically demanding as ****, but we're talking about Olympic sports here. Some of the competitors in sailing almost look like actual humans.Need to get Dublin to host then Ireland get an automatic qualification to events like handball.
I think sailing is far more physically demanding than you anticipate.