Quite impressed with myself, I've managed to Out-Wenger Wenger. A huge winning streak one taking over (only lost one of my 1st 23 matches, against Palace in the league cup) saw me in 2nd. Managed to conspire to lose a few soft games around the game 32 mark, then against Preston at home on game 36, a draw at Stoke next up meant I needed results to go my way just to grab 4th..... I didn't...
Then lost the FA cup final a week later with a mediocre performance against City. Also knocked out of CL with 2 poor games (and 2 superkeeper performances) against PSG...
Bravely the board have just given me a £194m transfer budget for next year - who says Arsenal don't have a warchest!
Alas I've also applied for the Barca job, because I can, so I might not be about to spend it (probably not get the job then get sacked anyway!)
Haha, update on this 2 years later.
Managed to put on a title charge in the 2023/24 season, given no-one's got near to Utd in the last 8 years or so, to take them to the final day of the season was impressive. Did win the Europa League as a token gesture. Scored about 120 goals again (for some reason my tactics favour the 'were going to win 5-4 approach), Lukaku hitting 34 for the season.
2024/25 I stayed with Arsenal, but also retook the England job after Solskjaer retired at 51! Again pushed Pep's Utd to the final day of the season after a poor start, finished on 90 points, only 2 losses, and went on a 32 game unbeaten streak in the league from the poor start I had. Went into the CL final missing some of my key players - a Brazilian RB who's probably the best in the world, my midfield playmaker who was 3rd in the Ballon D'Or, a striker who's going to smash all Arsenal records (hit his 100th league goal at 24, Lukaku has managed to extend the club record to 188 - all after signing at 24 n all - so I've great hope for this lad), also missing The Ox who's been a star at inside-right despite being in his 30's (I've retrained him as a midfielder with a view to the future). Lost 2-0 to City after a poor showing by my injury ravaged team.
Next day the board ****ing sack me for underperforming. ****ing Arsenal are never happy.
Going to stick with just the England job as its a WC year, if I can win that (I lost the 2018 final in ET) I might resign to go manage abroad, the squad I built at Utd has about 4-5 years before it starts to wane, and the Arsenal one is going to start to come into fruitation in a couple of years, so the Prem is going to be too tough to win without building a third world class squad over a period of 2-3 years - I might as well go glory hunting overseas.
I'm worried my record in major finals is a bit poor, I can get to the final itself but I'm very hit and miss - so far for finals it reads
2016 - FA Cup - Won
2018 - FA Cup - Won
2018 - World Cup - Lost (ET 6-3, ****ing Wiltshire getting sent off on 95 mins)
2019 - Champions League - Won
2019 - Nations Cup - Lost
2020 - Champions League - Lost (on pens, to City. Januzaj missing the only one)
2020 - European Championships - Lost (3-2 AET - Junuzaj scoring in the 120th min. Wasn't a fan of him that summer)
2022 - FA Cup - Lost
2023 - FA Cup - Lost
2024 - Europa League - Won
2025 - Champions League - Lost
W4, L7 - of those 4, 2 were early FA Cups and one a Europa League.... I've lost 2 CL, A Euro Championship and a World Cup.... Bit of a bottler...