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Group F - Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia

Burgey

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My love of all things Italian does not extend to their football team.

Come on NZ!
 
BoyBrumby

BoyBrumby

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Slovaks look v ordinary, it must be said.

Would cream my pants if NZ could get a result tho. Unlikely, but you never know.
 
Burgey

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Right, well I'm olf to bed.

But just so I feel like it's every other night, here's the pro forma English/ European poster's summary of the day:

"X were poor, can't pass. Y are terrible, can't defend. So-and-so are **** in front of goal. This whole WC has been awful, there hasn't been a good game of football since 2004."

"You wouldn't know, you aren't from here" [that's paraphrased tbf but plainly encapsulates the overwhelming sentiment]

"Of course it was a penalty, he doesn't play for my team".

And always remember guys, no matter how wonderful the strike, how speccie the goal, it was always "poor defending".

Night all.
 
Ausage

Ausage

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Burgey said:
Right, well I'm olf to bed.

But just so I feel like it's every other night, here's the pro forma English/ European poster's summary of the day:

"X were poor, can't pass. Y are terrible, can't defend. So-and-so are **** in front of goal. This whole WC has been awful, there hasn't been a good game of football since 2004."

"You wouldn't know, you aren't from here" [that's paraphrased tbf but plainly encapsulates the overwhelming sentiment]

"Of course it was a penalty, he doesn't play for my team".

And always remember guys, no matter how wonderful the strike, how speccie the goal, it was always "poor defending".

Night all.
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:laugh: gem.
 
straw man

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Yayayayaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh unbelievable! What a poach!

Remember that incorrect ref decisions are only an outrage against humanity when they're against teams other than France or Italy :)

Italy soon to ban all NZers from visiting or playing soccer in their country.
 
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