After an Australian victory in cricket
"Lyk, ma grandpah's niece'z dog's maggot's best friend woz from Auzdraylia, so I go fa dem in crikket bruv"
With anything to do with soccer
"Why me woulda want tief Shortman Surf dance? Me always do my own ting, me do a Surf dance years ago, and plus that dance can only do for one riddim and that's Wipeout and it skettel out with too many artistes. Shortman need fi study the music more, ah me mek people start dance again, ah me go fi Keiva and dem after Bogle dead and nobody no waan go out again, ah me say Bad Man Forward, Bad Man Pull Up, and ah that and Dutty Wine still ah run the place, Shortman need fi just easy himself, mi no waan tief him dance, but ya, I bin goin fa England fa ma whole lyfe bruva, dis a dream we have had fa eva"
