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[Matt79]

This is real, not fictional, and while I generally think making puns based on people's surnames isn't really rocket science, this was too good not to point out:

Butt admitted to hospital with gastroenteritis

 

[andruid]

Gayle Grinds out 300 ball century to seal Windies Test win
Hits back at critics of his low strike rate with assured and well constructed knock characterised by a lack of boundaries

 

[umop 3p!sdn]

England will have the same keeper next tour.

 

[Joe Ninety]

Graeme Smith contracts Tetanus

- Lockjaw first sign of symptoms

 

[Matt79]

Sreesanth reevaluates behaviour
I do some things well, but rather than trying to be a tough guy, I should concentrate on improving my bowling

 

[Athlai]

Sreesanth Re-evaluates behaviour
I've decided to focus on my personality, if I get that down I should be a better bowler

Symonds- "That ****ing ****"
"**** he is such a ****"

 

[Matt79]

haha.

Yeah another one would be:
Australians take vow of silence:
- Sledging is piss-poor says Ponting

 

[Athlai]

haha.

Yeah another one would be:
Australians take vow of silence:
- Sledging is piss-poor says Ponting

 

[The Sean]

Ian Chappell: Steve Waugh our greatest captain since Bradman

"Over his entire career, I don't think I could find a single thing to criticise him for" says Chappelli.

 

[archie mac]

Ian Chappell: Steve Waugh our greatest captain since Bradman

"Over his entire career, I don't think I could find a single thing to criticise him for" says Chappelli.

I loved it when he said 'if you have see one S.Waugh innings you have seen them all'

A bit harsh

 

[irfan]

Graeme Smith finds a best man: Ramesh Powar

Had to exchange the wedding cake for his participation.

 

[irfan]

Kangas nab Judd in the recruiting coup of the year
Chris Judd: **** the money, I actually want to play for a decent footy team.

 

[irfan]

Sreesanth's eyes light up

Tried to stare down the sun after it played and missed behind the clouds

 

[andruid]

County Journeyman spins England to victory

Rips heart out of Sri Lanka middle order after useful contribution with the bat

 

[Matt79]

that would never happen.

 

[Jono]

Sreesanth's eyes light up

Tried to stare down the sun after it played and missed behind the clouds

 

[Matt79]

Harbajhan surgery a success
Colonoscopy retrieves cricket bat after decision to wave bat in Symonds face produces an unfortunate reaction from the Australian allrounder

 

[irfan]

Vettori delighted: New Zealand scheduled to play a test match

Against Ireland in a one-off rugby match on June 7th 2008

 

[irfan]

Watson hopes to emulate Flintoff

Slips and falls on his left ankle whilst walking on a pedalo. Is out for the remainder of the summer.

 

[armchairumpire]

Bracewell Tries New Wave Coaching Theory with Staggering Results

New Wave Theory is being used to guide the direction of the New Zealand cricket team. Invented by a Harvard Unviersity Phd graduate, it has produced amazing results.

Says Bracewell "Before NW theory we thought we were rubbish and would never make a World Cup final. Since trying NW theory we are now satisfied with reaching semi finals and know our station in the cricket pecking order. The team are now so much more relaxed when we get beaten. NW theory really works."