ash chaulk
International Captain
i have a duck in the back of my car its pretty cool
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Devil Ducky's Diary
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luckyeddie
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I have a duck in the back of my head - and he's itching to get outash chaulk said:
<muffled quack> phugginlemmeoutyabastad
Patience, DD. Your time will come.
chicane
State Captain
http://www.snopes.com/photos/maggots.aspLinda said:Ok, thats kinda gross.It reminds me of a book I once read about a guy who had a ****roach breeding in his head. Ew.
Now this is gross. It's kinda disturbing, be warned.
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Langeveldt
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So we have gone from a guy having a duck in the back of his car to that!!!chicane said:
Neil Pickup
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Makes me sick just looking at it!
Tom Halsey
International Coach
In that case, I won’t even click the link.
PY
International Coach
"The pictures date from October 2002, and they are photographs of a man in his 70s who was suffering from an unusual form of cancer which had eaten away at the upper portion of his skull and scalp but who had not sought any medical treatment because the condition was not causing him pain."
Nothing to do with sushi.
Nothing to do with sushi.
luckyeddie
Cricket Web Staff Member
<quack>
Whilst I appreciate that this is primarily a cricket forum, and that cricket IS in fact the only true sport because it is the only one where people are 'out for a duck' (no ideas above your station, please, peasants), I am aware that some of you are infatuated by something called 'foot-ball' which appears to be a very noisy, unstructured game played at random between two bus shelters and reported on by lots of people called 'Brian'.
It has been brought to my attention that there are some huge football nations in the southern hemisphere (such as the Solomon Islands) who will have plenty of TV coverage of the Euro 2004 Championships, bus some of the more 'minor' nations, fledgling countries still finding their feet in international football (such as Australia) may be having to rely on newspaper articles.
For this reason, I have pledged (at immense personal cost, I can tell you) to write reports on selected matches and hide them away in the 'Is there an aeroplane flying over your head' section of CricketWeb
here
Whilst I appreciate that this is primarily a cricket forum, and that cricket IS in fact the only true sport because it is the only one where people are 'out for a duck' (no ideas above your station, please, peasants), I am aware that some of you are infatuated by something called 'foot-ball' which appears to be a very noisy, unstructured game played at random between two bus shelters and reported on by lots of people called 'Brian'.
It has been brought to my attention that there are some huge football nations in the southern hemisphere (such as the Solomon Islands) who will have plenty of TV coverage of the Euro 2004 Championships, bus some of the more 'minor' nations, fledgling countries still finding their feet in international football (such as Australia) may be having to rely on newspaper articles.
For this reason, I have pledged (at immense personal cost, I can tell you) to write reports on selected matches and hide them away in the 'Is there an aeroplane flying over your head' section of CricketWeb
here
chris.hinton
International Captain
glad to see you back Devil Ducky
CrimeMasterGogo
School Boy/Girl Captain
please please please...nobody click the link...
now i realize some people might want to click the link even more now...but please pleae..
i'm going to have nightmares now...
Question: Why is luckeddie called devil ducky?
now i realize some people might want to click the link even more now...but please pleae..
i'm going to have nightmares now...
Question: Why is luckeddie called devil ducky?
luckyeddie
Cricket Web Staff Member
<quack>
At great personal cost, I have single-wingedly nursed Lucky Eddie back to some semblance of health.
His illness is a long story, and one which is much too ****** and debauched to go into here because of the laws regarding unsolicited naughty postings. I can say, though, that it involved a chicken.
More later.
At great personal cost, I have single-wingedly nursed Lucky Eddie back to some semblance of health.
His illness is a long story, and one which is much too ****** and debauched to go into here because of the laws regarding unsolicited naughty postings. I can say, though, that it involved a chicken.
More later.
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Adamc
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luckyeddie
Cricket Web Staff Member
A quick explanation - I've been ill, had a series of infections which set me back. This culminating in my body's metabolism going wild. It felt like I was being poisoned.
<quack> er.....
Very strange. Then I started getting these headaches, as though someone was beating me about the head whilst I slept
<quack> that's because you wouldn't eat the poison... er, I mean...
Yes, DD. Very funny. Anyway, for the benefit of our good friends on CW, I'm only going to be online at weekends for a bit owing to the fact that I'm working 150 miles away from home at the moment.
<quack> What do you mean, OUR good friends? How many of them took the tops off your beer because you were too weak to do it with your teeth, let alone your party trick?
Party trick?
<quack> He can open beer bottles with his buttocks and hand them to his friends (although there aren't many of those) without using his hands.
What?
<quack> Mrs LE said you could.
When?
<quack> Just now. I asked where you were and she said that you were probably arsing a round with your mates in the pub.
<quack> er.....
Very strange. Then I started getting these headaches, as though someone was beating me about the head whilst I slept
<quack> that's because you wouldn't eat the poison... er, I mean...
Yes, DD. Very funny. Anyway, for the benefit of our good friends on CW, I'm only going to be online at weekends for a bit owing to the fact that I'm working 150 miles away from home at the moment.
<quack> What do you mean, OUR good friends? How many of them took the tops off your beer because you were too weak to do it with your teeth, let alone your party trick?
Party trick?
<quack> He can open beer bottles with his buttocks and hand them to his friends (although there aren't many of those) without using his hands.
What?
<quack> Mrs LE said you could.
When?
<quack> Just now. I asked where you were and she said that you were probably arsing a round with your mates in the pub.
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