Neil Pickup
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Which has only happened once.marc71178 said:
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Devil Ducky's Diary
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luckyeddie
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<quack> I was kidnapped, but I heroically managed to escape.
You were not. You have been off for the last month chasing that mallard from down the road
<quack> kidnapped, I tell you. There were twelve of them. They had me tied up, strapped to a box of explosives and blindfolded all the time.
How did you know there were twelve of them if you were blindfolded?
<quack> er....
And how do you account for all the telephone calls I've been getting from the police asking if I knew anything about a duck who kept making a nuisance of himself in the pond in Mr Brown's back garden?
<quack> er....
The good people at Cricket Web have been worried about you. I've been worried about you. I've even sent search parties out looking for you. Steve Harmison even turned up on the doorstep yesterday carrying an oven-ready chicken under his arm. He thought it was you. What have you got to say about that?
<quack> I never touched his diary.
What diary?
<quack> Nothing.
Now go and write your column.
<quack> I already have.
You will have to do lots of columns from now on to make it up to the good people. I don't know why they bother with you.
<quack> It's here
Steve Harmison's Diary
All right. Now say you're sorry.
<quack> Sorry
You were not. You have been off for the last month chasing that mallard from down the road
<quack> kidnapped, I tell you. There were twelve of them. They had me tied up, strapped to a box of explosives and blindfolded all the time.
How did you know there were twelve of them if you were blindfolded?
<quack> er....
And how do you account for all the telephone calls I've been getting from the police asking if I knew anything about a duck who kept making a nuisance of himself in the pond in Mr Brown's back garden?
<quack> er....
The good people at Cricket Web have been worried about you. I've been worried about you. I've even sent search parties out looking for you. Steve Harmison even turned up on the doorstep yesterday carrying an oven-ready chicken under his arm. He thought it was you. What have you got to say about that?
<quack> I never touched his diary.
What diary?
<quack> Nothing.
Now go and write your column.
<quack> I already have.
You will have to do lots of columns from now on to make it up to the good people. I don't know why they bother with you.
<quack> It's here
Steve Harmison's Diary
All right. Now say you're sorry.
<quack> Sorry
gibbsnsmith
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lol, back to his best....or close...or not...
Neil Pickup
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Oh, I've missed you 
Brilliant, as ever
Brilliant, as ever
Mr Mxyzptlk
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Simple, yet genius as always. Great effort LE. Good to have you back.
luckyeddie
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just made a small addition to 'Steve Harmison's Diary'
Mr Mxyzptlk
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The diary idea is great. You should make it a regular feature and perhaps do some other players too.
luckyeddie
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I'm not planning to do too much - it'd get samey. May introduce the odd bit every now and again, but the reason I did it this time was just that it was 'new'Mr. Ponting said:
luckyeddie
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just a little more added.
For David Hookes's fan.
For David Hookes's fan.
luckyeddie
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New ducky column - see front page
OK, you idle gits. Here it is.
As England strive for the upper hand against mighty Bangladesh, one question is on the lips of cricket fans the world over - "Rikki Clarke?"
DD's diary
OK, you idle gits. Here it is.
As England strive for the upper hand against mighty Bangladesh, one question is on the lips of cricket fans the world over - "Rikki Clarke?"
DD's diary
Magrat Garlick
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Hilarious.
The "Bangaclarkie National Stadium" - oh where will our dear Rikki end up? The RIKKI Ground in Australia, possibly...
The "Bangaclarkie National Stadium" - oh where will our dear Rikki end up? The RIKKI Ground in Australia, possibly...
luckyeddie
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A few more little tit-bits added for your delectation - same column, just added them at the bottom.
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