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Dear Diary
- Thread starter KennyD
- Start date
ash chaulk
International Captain
ok only if you score ducks and get belted when you bowl oh and can you learn to drop catches shouldnt be too hard most teams are good at it
thewizard1o1
International Debutant
You thought that was interesting, wait till Steds breaks out his game day Pom-Poms....you will be scared for lifeKennyD said:
thewizard1o1
International Debutant
If he is asked nicely enough i'm sure he could do the whole show at the next Red - Blue game.
Mister Wright
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
ash chaulk said:
Yeah, you should have gone to Blacks, Ash is a specialist at training people to drop catches.
KennyD
International Vice-Captain
Day 5
Dear Diary
Today was game day. That doesn`t mean I played, because I didn`t but I did get to run a fresh pair of gloves out to Craig between overs. Went alright I hope. But anyway, it was an experience to savour forever. Sitting in the dressing rooms with teamates with a crowd of what must have been more than 10,000 really got the adrenaline rushing. The game was looking realy good too, with a century opening stand by Craig and StUEy who are my new role model openers. From then on however nothing seemed to go quite right but thats ok, it was a loss, but a fantastic day just to be in that atmosphere. I know if I ever do get a game, I hope that I can apply the same skill and comitement shown by those two sides out there today.
When I got home, mum asked me how the game went.
`Your team lost!? I told you you`ll never amount to anythig if you keep up this cricketing rubbish. First you dont get picked then your teamates lose! Your father and I cant support you and your cricket forever youngman. Oh and dinner will be ready at 7:00`
Mum`s not like other mums, I thought mothers were supposed to support their kids, even like them. Mum, shes just freakin scary.
Like ever since I left school, she started walking into the bathroom while I`m having a shower and asking me when I`m going back to school. Don`t you think thats freaky Mr Diary? Last night she had a spatula in her hand. Spatlulas scare me now.....
Dear Diary
Today was game day. That doesn`t mean I played, because I didn`t but I did get to run a fresh pair of gloves out to Craig between overs. Went alright I hope. But anyway, it was an experience to savour forever. Sitting in the dressing rooms with teamates with a crowd of what must have been more than 10,000 really got the adrenaline rushing. The game was looking realy good too, with a century opening stand by Craig and StUEy who are my new role model openers. From then on however nothing seemed to go quite right but thats ok, it was a loss, but a fantastic day just to be in that atmosphere. I know if I ever do get a game, I hope that I can apply the same skill and comitement shown by those two sides out there today.
When I got home, mum asked me how the game went.
`Your team lost!? I told you you`ll never amount to anythig if you keep up this cricketing rubbish. First you dont get picked then your teamates lose! Your father and I cant support you and your cricket forever youngman. Oh and dinner will be ready at 7:00`
Mum`s not like other mums, I thought mothers were supposed to support their kids, even like them. Mum, shes just freakin scary.
Like ever since I left school, she started walking into the bathroom while I`m having a shower and asking me when I`m going back to school. Don`t you think thats freaky Mr Diary? Last night she had a spatula in her hand. Spatlulas scare me now.....
Nate
You'll Never Walk Alone
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! we got kenny!
excellent to see youll be with us mate. and as for the bowling, it may not be the fastest, but IMO its the best. and you must have been smoking something in that little bag liam gave you when you arrived here because i dont bowl 140s! my fastest ever recorded ball was at 140.8km, but that was when i was but a raw paceman without any control. i normally clock around the low 130s, being a fast-mediuim bowler.
great bowlers in the team include liam, halsey and adam amongst others im too lazy to name.
and our batting is superb as well! to make a huge influence in the team, field really well, that is perhaps the one place we seem to fail sometimes. feel happy to join me anytime you want (and bring your mums cooking... i need some good food). ill catch up with you sometime, lets relax and watch some movies and bludge a bit (and maybe talk some cricket
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excellent to see youll be with us mate. and as for the bowling, it may not be the fastest, but IMO its the best. and you must have been smoking something in that little bag liam gave you when you arrived here because i dont bowl 140s! my fastest ever recorded ball was at 140.8km, but that was when i was but a raw paceman without any control. i normally clock around the low 130s, being a fast-mediuim bowler.
great bowlers in the team include liam, halsey and adam amongst others im too lazy to name.
and our batting is superb as well! to make a huge influence in the team, field really well, that is perhaps the one place we seem to fail sometimes. feel happy to join me anytime you want (and bring your mums cooking... i need some good food). ill catch up with you sometime, lets relax and watch some movies and bludge a bit (and maybe talk some cricket
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lord_of_darkness
Cricket Web XI Moderator
Exactly my thoughts..
Top work kenny..! its truly entertaining reading your diary.. !
KennyD
International Vice-Captain
Day...you know what, who cares, just call it 6th entry.
Dear Diary
A little while since I`ve written to you Mr Diary, Im sorry about that but a few things have happened. CW Blue have had 2 first class fixtures against green and came out with one win and won loss. The Blues batting strength was made apparent with some incredible innings, particularly Jason TooGOod`s century and a few others crackin 50`s. The bowling was solid if not spectacular, and the alround performance of Liam Camp in our last game was great, 60 odd runs, and 9 wickets for man of the match. Inspiring stuff. However Green had a particular gun batsmen in Cloete at no.3 hittting a century and a 60 odd in the same game. Watching from the dressing room is a great experience merely by watching, conversing and learning from the stars of the game. Some of their other habits are a little strange though. Unamed players (only unamed because I turned my head away as quickly as possible) seemed to have disturbing habits such as practicing the forward defensive stoke naked. Im glad I am yet to witness a sweep shot...could be dangerous to my mental health. However Im really glad to be in Blue, some great guys around, Nath Patrick in particular been a champ to me since day 1 in CW.
Mum cooked some real rubbish tonight. Some gooey noddles in a cold sauce that looked like watered down baby puke and tasted worse. I swear she`s loosing touch. She found some ABBA albums in the attic too, need I say much more...
Dear Diary
A little while since I`ve written to you Mr Diary, Im sorry about that but a few things have happened. CW Blue have had 2 first class fixtures against green and came out with one win and won loss. The Blues batting strength was made apparent with some incredible innings, particularly Jason TooGOod`s century and a few others crackin 50`s. The bowling was solid if not spectacular, and the alround performance of Liam Camp in our last game was great, 60 odd runs, and 9 wickets for man of the match. Inspiring stuff. However Green had a particular gun batsmen in Cloete at no.3 hittting a century and a 60 odd in the same game. Watching from the dressing room is a great experience merely by watching, conversing and learning from the stars of the game. Some of their other habits are a little strange though. Unamed players (only unamed because I turned my head away as quickly as possible) seemed to have disturbing habits such as practicing the forward defensive stoke naked. Im glad I am yet to witness a sweep shot...could be dangerous to my mental health. However Im really glad to be in Blue, some great guys around, Nath Patrick in particular been a champ to me since day 1 in CW.
Mum cooked some real rubbish tonight. Some gooey noddles in a cold sauce that looked like watered down baby puke and tasted worse. I swear she`s loosing touch. She found some ABBA albums in the attic too, need I say much more...
thewizard1o1
International Debutant
haha classic Kenny!
I think its time you traded your mum in for a newer model, maybe a 25 yo from Russia or something, come pretty cheap i hear.
I think its time you traded your mum in for a newer model, maybe a 25 yo from Russia or something, come pretty cheap i hear.
thewizard1o1
International Debutant
yeah about two weeks...make sure you get holes punched into the side of the cardboard box otherwise it leaves you with a sticky situation...
Mister Wright
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
KennyD said:
You want to mail order a 25 year old Russian Mum?
hmmmm
AUST_HiTMaN
International Debutant
As long as she cooks and cleans its all good I guess!