#24: Sid Barnes (19 points)
Lists featured on: 3/29
Top 5 finishes: 0
Highest finish: 7th(1)
In my line of work(aged care) I've occasionally encountered massive cricket fans over the age of 85 - I always love to pick their brains on certain players that they saw when I have the time and recently I was lucky enough to meet an old Irish man of ~88 who was a total cricket tragic and still had razor sharp wit and memory. He attended Bradman's final test in the '48 ashes(though he apparently missed a day or two due to also being in town for the 1948 London Olympics). After getting some interesting opinions on the cricket ability of some of these players he saw many times in person, I asked him his opinion on Barnes.
His mood completely changed from matter-of-fact to a mix of laughter and disbelief - clearly he was remembering an incident in particular. 'He was a clown!' were his words.
And it seems that is what people most remember about Barnes. The picture I used is from when he was made 12th man for a shield game in the early '50s and tried to have a bit of fun with it. He did the job in a full suit and some of the refreshments he brought out to the players during the drinks break included cigars and a portable radio.
Barne's actual test record is a damn good one. He averaged 63 overall from 13 tests - as an opener 71 from only 10. The man could definitely bat. If he had just played a few more games he could have easily gotten the Headley/Pollock legacy and his high average could have been deemed 'legitimate'. He actually meets the 1000 run min criteria used on some top averages lists, but most go by the 20 innings minimum which he unfortunately fell one short of.
His career was cut short by many things, including first WW2 after making his debut in 1938, then well, personality defects afterwards. An early retirement he later retracted after the '48 tour, various disciplinary charges and once an official verdict of being omitted from playing a test 'on grounds other than cricket ability' after he was literally selected in 1952. The Australian board of control stepped in that time.
His record against England was pretty much immaculate, averaging 70 against them from 9 games. There was the match where both him and Bradman scored 234 each in a massive partnership in the '46/47 home season. And in the 1948 'invincibles' tour he averaged 82 in the tests and 56 in all first class games. He received constant criticism that tour for constantly fielding within 5 yards of the batsmen at point or short leg in a lot of games. Sounds like a bit of an old school troll to me.
Definitely a character and clearly quite a talented player, Barnes is another big what-if story.