Archived [19/01/09] Battrick

[Jamee999]

Joe Clements - 17 yo, BT Rating=11,316
LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, woeful bowling form, moderate fitness.
A destructive player with woeful leadership skills and worthless experience.
Stamina: proficient Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: proficient Concentration: proficient
Bowling: worthless Consistency: woeful
Fielding: abysmal

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Won by five wickets.

Lea the standout performer. Golden duck and nought for 54.

 

[headhunter]

Mukesh Patton - 19 yo, BT Rating=26,536
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, lively fitness.
An attacking player with respectable leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: strong Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: woeful
Bowling: strong Consistency: superb
Fielding: competent

Stephen Ross - 19 yo, BT Rating=22,114
RH Batsman, RM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, invigorated fitness.
A destructive player with mediocre leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Stamina: proficient Wicket Keeping: abysmal
Batting: abysmal Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: strong Consistency: superb
Fielding: mediocre

Sweet popage.

Won my T20 on TIE with a couple of players rested. Looks like they fielded a 2nd XI.

wots a doosra? 137/6 (20.0)
Ross 4-0-13-3

BEST Indies 138/3
Fordham 57* off 39

 

[NZTailender]

Fielded a side full of batsmen. They made 3 for 230 odd, and we chased it down losing 1 wicket

 

[Nate]

End of Over 20: 203-3, runrate=10.15
Ball 4-0-30-3
Browne* 84 (46 balls)
Hamlin 85 (40 balls)

Pretty stoked after we were 32/3 after 6 overs.

 

[Bobisback]

End of Over 12: 147-0, runrate=12.25, reqrunrate=0.25 (148-7)
Ricketts 3-0-36-0
Hocking* 60 (27 balls)
Stonebridge 85 (45 balls)

Should win from here, Hocking going crazy. Amazed i didnt roll them though.

EDIT:

0.2 6 Knowles to Stonebridge
Kneels and sweeps the ball beautifully out of the ground! In the distance I heard a faint smashing sound and then a car alarm going off, I hope it's not mine!
0.1 6 Knowles to Stonebridge
Lovely clean strike back over Knowles, I'm betting that'll come down with snow on it!

Haha, had a decent start.

 

[pasag]

My second XI aren't doing too badly at all.

End of Over 14: 157-0, runrate=11.21, reqrunrate=6.17 (193-2)
Amstrong 4-0-33-0
Mccoy* 77 (44 balls)
Hetherington 68 (41 balls)

 

[Nate]

Lost my match by one ball despite having better ratings. Bit ghey.

 

[pasag]

Wahey, won by 10 wickets in 17.4 overs.

Hetherington 82 from 50
Mccoy 102 from 57

Two wickets taken for the entire match.

 

[NZTailender]

Outlasted my opponent. Only took one wicket but kept it tight enough to see them off.

 

[Agent TBY]

And that's the end of the match. Citizens Erased won by 113 runs.
Citizens Erased 203-2
HuntingTigers 90-10

Hmm.

 

[Nate]

Brett Read still bidless. Ghey. He's such a gun.

 

[headhunter]

The players are off the field for the break between innings.


End of Over 11: 39-10, runrate=3.55
French 1-0-5-3
Fordham* 21 (25 balls)

Meh

 

[Nate]

Listed again for 440k.

4. Brett Read - 26 yo, BT Rating=8,082   
LH Batsman, LM Bowler, superb batting form, woeful bowling form, invigorated fitness.
An attacking player with competent leadership skills and woeful experience. 

Stamina: mediocre     Wicket Keeping: worthless 
Batting: proficient   Concentration: feeble 
Bowling: abysmal      Consistency: feeble 
Fielding: competent

 

[Spitfires_Fan]

Listed again for 440k.

4. Brett Read - 26 yo, BT Rating=8,082   
LH Batsman, LM Bowler, superb batting form, woeful bowling form, invigorated fitness.
An attacking player with competent leadership skills and woeful experience. 

Stamina: mediocre     Wicket Keeping: worthless 
Batting: proficient   Concentration: feeble 
Bowling: abysmal      Consistency: feeble 
Fielding: competent

Have had a bid but only have £1m in the bank so won't be able to go much further. Still, hopefully this will kickstart a serious bidding war

 

[Nate]

Haha, you absolute gun. Would love it if he went to The Heath or Haffy CC. Or any CW side tbf. He won't let you down.

EDIT: What if we play against him in the CW Cup? :O I don't think I could beat him.

 

[headhunter]

BEST Indies 39/10 (10.5)
Fordham 21* off 25

Longhope Lemmings 43/1 (3.5)
Impey 2-0-22-0

 

[andruid]

And that's the end of the match. Swamibapa Leeds CC won by 9 wickets.
DCC Bar Stewards XI 162-4
Swamibapa Leeds CC 163-1


End of Over 20: 163-1, runrate=8.15
Lamb 3-0-35-1
Cooper* 62 (48 balls)
77 (55 balls)

Three out of three and now the group's uber-bot is slain and my 100% record against bots is preserved.

 

[Spitfires_Fan]

Haha, you absolute gun. Would love it if he went to The Heath or Haffy CC. Or any CW side tbf. He won't let you down.

EDIT: What if we play against him in the CW Cup? :O I don't think I could beat him.

You've uncovered my genius plan. I'm planning to get Read for $440k, get through to the first round and then draw the 'Hurst. Read will stride out to open the batting with 'Brackenhurst' tattooed on his left bicep and 'The Heath' tattooed on the right bicep. Dwayne Smart will run in to open the bowling but will break down in tears before reaching the popping crease and run to give his ex-team mate a hug. Things will disintegrate from there and the umpires will award a victory to The Heath, because they love Brett too.

And so The Heath shall march on into the second round proper of the CW Cup...

Edit: Should probably make sure that we beat Tamil Eelam and/or Swamibapa before I think too far ahead. I may have said too much already. Nuts.

 

[Bobisback]

EDIT: What if we play against him in the CW Cup? :O I don't think I could beat him.

Was worried about that with Crapham bidding on Hiller, really didnt want him to be the reason i lose to him. Though now he is out of his range, so happy days.