Archived [19/01/09] Battrick

[Magrat Garlick]

Season nine Cricket Web BT Cup thread.

 

[Jamee999]

Joe Clements - 17 yo, BT Rating=6,620
LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, mediocre batting form, feeble bowling form, moderate
A destructive player with woeful leadership skills and worthless experience.
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: respectable Concentration: respectable
Bowling: worthless Consistency: abysmal
Fielding: worthless

 

[PY]

Pete, he's actually decent! What's the deal?

Your wit never ceases to amaze. Overpaid for him but the pops within 2 weeks of training somewhat vindicates the expense. You're looking at the new and improved version of Gray right there.

 

[NZTailender]

Billy Cherry - 18 yo, BT Rating=11,039
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, energetic
A defensive player with feeble leadership skills and worthless experience.
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: woeful
Batting: mediocre Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: strong Consistency: mediocre
Fielding: feeble

Jermaine Steyn - 18 yo, BT Rating=10,873
RH Batsman, RM Bowler, proficient batting form, superb bowling form, energetic
A destructive player with respectable leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: abysmal
Batting: strong Concentration: respectable
Bowling: feeble Consistency: feeble
Fielding: abysmal

Nice!!!

Really good to see your trainees coming along well mate

 

[GotSpin]

Craig Henry - 21 yo, BT Rating=101,610 [Part of the Australia squad]
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, strong batting form, superb bowling form, invigorated
An attacking player with worthless leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: superb Wicket Keeping: mediocre
Batting: woeful Concentration: respectable
Bowling: sensational Consistency: exquisite
Fielding: superb

 

[Adamc]

How did he make the Australian squad?

 

[nibbs]

no pops. just duggan heading back to worthless form.

f you bt

 

[NZTailender]

End of Over 41 (11 runs). Tawonga Tigers: 131-1, runrate=3.20
Simmons 12-3-37-1
Siyabonga* 10 (10 balls)
Thabiso 43 (125 balls)
Last Wicket: Thomson c. Mccabrey b. Simmons 68 (FOW: 114/1)

Better than expected start against a side who is about even with me with decentish bowlers.

 

[oz_fan]

End of Over 58 (10 runs). oz fans XI: 372-2, runrate=6.41
Lead by 345 runs. (robb1983 27-10)
Edwards 18-0-131-0
Livesey* 144 (156 balls)
Remaketse 111 (108 balls)

Last Wicket: Mohan b. Loxton 72 (FOW: 152/2)

 

[NZTailender]

End of Over 110 (Maiden). Tawonga Tigers: 428-4, runrate=3.89
Tšepo 19-2-90-1
Wilberforce* 61 (79 balls)
Fordham 0 (0 balls)
Last Wicket: Dhindsa lbw b. Tšepo 146 (FOW: 428/4)

Dhinners departs after a fine innings. Wilberforce soldiering on. Good to see, didn't think we'd make over 300.

 

[PY]

How did he make the Australian squad?

Was just thinking the same thing to be honest!

 

[NZTailender]

20. Noel Rowland £1,500,000 (opening price)
Plays for: Vis Maior Stamina: mediocre W/Keeping: worthless
Age: 30 years old Batting: abysmal Concentration: abysmal
BT Rating: 8,850 Bowling: proficient Consistency: mediocre
Deadline: 05/02/2008 8:37 Fielding: mediocre

Haha, yeah, sure.

 

[Robertinho]

Your wit never ceases to amaze. Overpaid for him but the pops within 2 weeks of training somewhat vindicates the expense. You're looking at the new and improved version of Gray right there.

Hahaha, Marvin is a humble and gracious young man who is fully dedicated to the team. That's why he doesn't ask for too much in wages.

 

[cameeel]

I'm fairly confident of winning this FC match, Bots FTW

Yantabulla v Kipper XI - Day 1

Yantabulla: 53

Buckley 15

Byron 3-5
Davies 3-5

Kipper XI: 3-443

Khulelaphi 232*
Brown 119*

Major 2-83

Status: Kipper XI lead by 390 runs with 7 wickets remaining.

 

[bugssy]

i won the toss and batted today, might declare at 600 or 650 what you think.

Caves beach
Extras (1b, 9lb, 4w, 5nb) 19
Total (110.0 overs, 3 wickets) 527

 

[Adamc]

Downer becoming more mutant by the minute, finally decided to get Watkins' stamina up too. Ruins the symmetry though.

Fitz Watkins - 25 yo, BT Rating=228,275
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, strong batting form, superb bowling form, sublime
A defensive player with woeful leadership skills and proficient experience.
Stamina: superb Wicket Keeping: abysmal
Batting: exquisite Concentration: phenomenal
Bowling: exceptional Consistency: phenomenal
Fielding: strong

Earl Downer - 24 yo, BT Rating=125,909
LH Batsman, LM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, energetic
A cautious player with mediocre leadership skills and proficient experience.
Stamina: superb Wicket Keeping: feeble
Batting: feeble Concentration: proficient
Bowling: miraculous Consistency: exquisite
Fielding: competent

Also listed my comp/resp YP, got a bid of 500k already.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Grrr keep getting away draws in the cup and crap YPs I can't make money on.

 

[Spitfires_Fan]

End of Over 20 (Maiden, 1lb). LtdTeam: 19-4, runrate=0.95
Woods 10-6-6-2
Conner* 1 (9 balls)
Walter 0 (9 balls)

Last Wicket: Brazier lbw b. Lucas 4 (FOW: 17/4)

Thrilling.

 

[Nate]

Day One

Brackenhurst - 503/1 dec off 75 overs
Read 234* (236)
Hindle 188 (166)
Steyn 58* (50)
Tyler 1/116 (18)

MrGTSTs Warriors - 89/3 off 35 overs
Jones 49 (100)
Holmes 2/14 (8)
Hindle 1/11 (7)

 

[Spitfires_Fan]

35/5 at lunch. Bots are so boring.