Get Saving Saving Saving!!!!
Right, I know that this probably isn't the correct thread on which to post this, but frankly I'm far too excited and impatient to search for the right one. As some of you may be aware, I've beaten off fierce competition from Scaly and Dave to be awarded a 2009 Ashes test right in my back garden. So can I please be the first to suggest a Cricketweb get-together in Cardiff? Fairly straight forward for the UK contingent, but even for those from Australia, NZ and farther afield, three years ought to be just about enough time to plan and pay for it?
Well, I suppose that I'd ought to explain my prolonged absence, mainly owing to real cricket intervening in, and impinging on, my enjoyment of the virtual game. Obviously, as a sports journalist in Wales, Cardiff hosting an Ashes test has loomed somewhat large on my professional radar, but also it's been the start of the season for my club in the UK blind cricket league - Or to be more precise, one of the two UK blind cricket leagues - Don't ask; Politics!! But as is traditional in Britain, the instant you drive three stumps into the ground in April, it psses down for the next 30 days solid - So the South Wales public have to wait until next Sunday before I can indulge their yearnings for my trade-mark cover-bludgeon, not to mention the guile of my left-arm chinamen, which turn viciously from the off-side of off stump, right across to the leg -side of off stump, and which are so slow and flighted that non-striking batsmen backing up have been known to beat my deliveries to the other end of the wicket! I think I am the only amateur cricketer in the whole of the world to entirely model my game on NZ legend Chris Harris!
And so to Battrick. The season did actually get much better for me towards the end, as I won two of my last three games to secure fifth spot, and thankfully the easier of the two playoff matches. I say easier, although it's by no means a foregone conclusion - My opponents have recorded ratings of Med/Feeb/Abs - Med/Woe/Woe in each of their last five league matches. That's exactly the same as I posted on Friday, but that does represent a marked improvement for me on previous weeks, as my Morale and fitness finally started to drag themselves up by the boot-straps. It's too close to call I think. I have by far the better players by the looks of it, but then again they almost certainly have Sub Fitness and OTM Morale, whereas I've only managed to claw my way back to Lively/Hopeful.
I've hired ten fitness coaches and sacked all the rest, in a bid to get the general Stam level up before the start of FC. Currently I've got four players on two nets each, and two on a net a piece. I've decided to only bother with players with Feeb or better Stam, as they're realistically the only ones who stand a chance of making the grade. Anyone lower I've flogged, save for Dunfield and Patel, who're being retained as OD specialists. The main sales have been Burke, Resp RF, Woe Stam, Woe Cons, for £140000, which I didn't think was too bad, and Atherton-Ham, Resp LH Spin, Abs Stam, Feeb Cons, who's deadline is around 5pm tonight, and is currently on £130K and counting. That's a spectacularly good result considering I paid £73K for him in Feb, and haven't given him one single net. In the short-term the clear-out has left my squad a little bare, especially in the bowling, as I now have to play a comp RF and a Med spinner, but it has given me a war chest of just over £600K, with which to purchase a gun bowler. My basic requirement is someone with Med or better Stam, at least Strong, or young Prof bowling, Med or better Cons, (especially if they're a young'un), ideally a destructive temperament, and ideally a spinner, given the amount of overs they're going to have to bowl. I've seen quite a few players who fit some or even most of my criteria, but only one who fitted them all, and he was going for £1.7m! Normally I'd bide my time and wait until the right man comes along at a price I can afford, but unfortunately I think I'm going to need the new bowler by Friday in order to squeeze through my playoff, so I'll either have to compromise on my requirements, or gamble with straying dangerously into the red.
The league I'd drop into were I to be relegated does look a bit of a doss, and after reading Andy's and Got Spin's posts I did toy with the idea of throwing it…But I don't know, despite the fact that it'd probably be better for The Gurs in the long run, I just can't bring myself to intentionally throw a match, I've got too much pig-headedness and stubborn pride to be pragmatic!
Had a fantastic no ITS YP, with Comp Bat and Feeb Conc. If either his Stam or fielding had been better than Wor I'd have kept him on and trained him up, but as it is, it'll just take too long to make him into anything better than what I've already got. So I've optimistically listed him for £80K, in the hope that he might provide the fuel to allow me to go the extra mile in my pursuit of a gun bowler.
Later, Trev