an idea: a draft of non-cricketers

[Adders]

Just need to tell him to imagine that the ball is a bag of cocaine, and not an infant, and there's no way he's dropping it.

That is seriously ****ed up OS..........not funny in the slightest. Hang your head mate.

 

[mr_mister]

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too young to remember Keating's reign as PM, was his strategy just being savage and witty to win votes lol

 

[mr_mister]

alright not waiting any longer, it's kind of ridiculous he's lasted this long considering this video exists

 

[OverratedSanity]

That is seriously ****ed up OS..........not funny in the slightest. Hang your head mate.

Well if it makes it any better, I obviously didn't come up with it... read it on CW.

 

[mr_mister]

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Lleyton Hewitt
Fatty Vautin
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Joe C +
The Undertaker (1)
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[The Battlers Prince]

Thor

Can hit like a hammer and bowl like the thunder god he is

 

[The Battlers Prince]

Battler's Mystery XI

1.
2.
3. Kurt Fearnley
4. Hermione Granger
5.
6. Thor
7. Spider-Man +
8.
9.
10.
11.

 

[Zinzan]

I'll grab NZ PM John Key if he's still free...

1.
2.
3. Lord Horatio Nelson
4.
5. NZ PM John Key
6. Inspector Gadget
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.

 

[Burgey]

Dave Grohl. Just so ****ing cool.

 

[mr_mister]

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

no comment on that so ****ing cool comment lol

 

[GIMH]

Ronald McDonald

 

[Camo999]

I believe Malcolm Tucker once said 'What's that, cricket, that's the English equivalent of sport isn't it?' but I reckon if he gave it a go, sledging would be taken to an entirely new level. I'll put him behind the stumps.

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Gary Ablett Snr (2)
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+Malcolm Tucker
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Tonya Harding (3)
...
Ewok Wicket (1)

 

[Daemon]

Ronald McDonald

big lbw candidate

 

[fredfertang]

I knew she'd come in useful one day


1. Yoda
2.
3.
4.
5. Genghis Khan
6. Mata Hari
7. Margaret Thatcher+
8.
9.
10.
11.

 

[harsh.ag]

Maggie ain't a keeper, fred.

 

[fredfertang]

No one ever got anything past the bitch, and she might be needed to curb Genghis Khan's worst excesses

 

[Zinzan]

I'll grab NZ PM John Key if he's still free...

1.
2.
3. Lord Horatio Nelson
4.
5. NZ PM John Key
6. Inspector Gadget
7.
8.
9.
10. Mahatma Gandhi
11.

****, it's two this round isn't it... Mahatma Gandhi, chap looks far too similar to Sivaramakrishnan not to be a handy spinner...

 

[Adders]

Ronald McDonald

This one....



Or this one.....

 

[The Battlers Prince]

I don't want to pick incaae I'm early again, can I pick?

 

[Victor Ian]

I hope I don't incite anarchy in a draft - but sure, go ahead.