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  1. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I'm sick of 2005. I wish the commentators would just admit that 06/07 happened where we got well and truly mullered like Newcastle on a bad day.
  2. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Tbh KP doesn't really have form. He just decides when he wants to play like a bellend or like a genius.
  3. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Maybe I sould go the whole hog and actually sleep with somebody else? I'd give me something to do whilst watching the cricket. So to speak...
  4. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Now now, that's just mean. :(
  5. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Get in! I've managed to dodge that engagement for the time being. Although i've got this nagging feeling that we'll throw the match away in this next session. Cook has such a bad habit of getting to 50 and getting straight out.
  6. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    It's been a pleasure gentlemen, but the time has come for me to relinquish the cricket for the time being whilst I browse through the town centre with the girlfriend for an afternoon of complete underthethumbness.
  7. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Ah what a beast. Look at him; what a monster of a man.
  8. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Because he's good looking and he puts the females in the stands.
  9. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    That is just shocking English. You don't speak our language you just rape its wife and defile its children.
  10. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I really think we'd have been 3 or 4 down by now if the crims had Stuart Clark in their team. I reckon he could really do a McGrath on this pitch.
  11. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    This year's schedule is far more money orientated though. Especially with these pitches made for 5 day tests so they could generate more monies.
  12. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    2005 had Old Trafford and Trent Bridge and the scheduling wasn't dominated by greedy money sucking. :(
  13. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Not that you were suggesting it, but I can assure everyone i'm not an alt account. :happy:
  14. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    There's more chance of Stephen Fry turning than this pitch.
  15. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Can any Australian answer a question without saying "Awwwww look"? They must have been Shane Warne's first words given how many times he says it.
  16. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Ftr the IPL is held in India because it's an Indian invention.
  17. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I'm more of a coffee man to be fair. I honestly brick myself when Hauritz comes on. I just know that because he's so bad our batsmen just lose concentration and lose their wicket to him.
  18. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I'll keep that in mind you foul-mouthed gentleman.
  19. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Twenty quid on Hauritz getting both openers out before Lunch.
  20. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Because our Marcus would be 200* by now.

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