Move over cnerd

[GIMH]

Making my proper debut today. One of the tutors who did my course is Cheshire based so had me doing indoor games with her over the winter and connected me with her club who I am doing 2nd XI games for this season. We’ll see how it goes, just need to remember if it pitches outside leg it’s not out

 

[howitzer]

Making my proper debut today. One of the tutors who did my course is Cheshire based so had me doing indoor games with her over the winter and connected me with her club who I am doing 2nd XI games for this season. We’ll see how it goes, just need to remember if it pitches outside leg it’s not out

Don't give anything but the genuinely plumb ones imo. Easiest way to stay balanced.

 

[fredfertang]

Be very grumpy, that way the young 'uns won't try it on so much

 

[Smudge]

Making my proper debut today. One of the tutors who did my course is Cheshire based so had me doing indoor games with her over the winter and connected me with her club who I am doing 2nd XI games for this season. We’ll see how it goes, just need to remember if it pitches outside leg it’s not out

Give 'em SEVEN(-ball overs for ****s and giggles)!

 

[BoyBrumby]

Don't give anything but the genuinely plumb ones imo. Easiest way to stay balanced.

"Just sliding down"

"Not quite doing enough"

"Height"

And after a few refusals,

"Well I'd be guessing if I gave that. Should I guess when you lot bat?"

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

If in doubt, give batsman out.

 

[fredfertang]

If in doubt, give batsman out.

Especially if he has a lot to say for himself

 

[NotMcKenzie]

Don't give anything but the genuinely plumb ones imo. Easiest way to stay balanced.

"Just sliding down"

"Not quite doing enough"

"Height"

And after a few refusals,

"Well I'd be guessing if I gave that. Should I guess when you lot bat?"

It's also a good rule to follow at lower levels when the batting side umpires.





As long as your side is batting.

 

[andruid]

Making my proper debut today. One of the tutors who did my course is Cheshire based so had me doing indoor games with her over the winter and connected me with her club who I am doing 2nd XI games for this season. We’ll see how it goes, just need to remember if it pitches outside leg it’s not out

May you be as ruthlessly impartial as Subhash Modi

 

[GIMH]

It was an absolute ripper of a game. Green top, ball going round corners. I made one howler but otherwise it went okay.

Scorecard to back up the ripper comment

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[BoyBrumby]

It was an absolute ripper of a game. Green top, ball going round corners. I made one howler but otherwise it went okay.

Scorecard to back up the ripper comment

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Go on...

I see three LBWs; was it one of them?

 

[GIMH]

Go on...

I see three LBWs; was it one of them?

Yeah, the opener/captain for the losing team, which is the team I’m umpiring for. He smashed it apparently. Confirmed by the bowler

 

[howitzer]

It was an absolute ripper of a game. Green top, ball going round corners. I made one howler but otherwise it went okay.

Scorecard to back up the ripper comment

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Who did you saw off?

 

[fredfertang]

Who did you saw off?

4 leg befores - your very sensible advice was clearly ignored - just goes to show you can't help some folk

 

[GIMH]

4 leg befores - your very sensible advice was clearly ignored - just goes to show you can't help some folk

3 of the 4 were as dead as it’s possible to be tbf. One of them walked before my finger was up

 

[Prince EWS]

Yeah, the opener/captain for the losing team, which is the team I’m umpiring for. He smashed it apparently. Confirmed by the bowler

He second top scored and they lost by two runs.

 

[honestbharani]

so had me doing indoor games with her over the winter

 

[honestbharani]

Yeah, the opener/captain for the losing team, which is the team I’m umpiring for. He smashed it apparently. Confirmed by the bowler

So are you the man of the match for the winning side?

 

[Son Of Coco]

If the fielding team is really giving you the ****s, a "looked to be going over the top" when it hits them on the boots playing back to one is always good.

 

[andruid]

I feel bad for Ben Kettle. 7 fer with the ball to set up an easy chase, only to be out first ball. Is he a prospect we should keep our ears open to hearing about?