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  • One day dickhead, then your lot cop the pasting they deserve for being so uppity
    Our team is in trouble, no doubt about that. It's a pity we're playing a substandard side this summer that will help cover most of the cracks.
    Not really marching in our case, more stumbling unconvincingly. Will be a mighty battle of mid-table mediocrity when we play each other though.
    Yeah, would be better. I'm not at home the first two nights either, so no Sky, just TMS and cricketweb. :(
    Keep going mother ****er. You're going to get trounced. By Saturday you'll be afraid to show your face in the Ashes forum. Will be a pizzling.

    And while ever lady boy wears your shirt, never ever bag anyone for being metro. Same for Anderson.
    So excited. I change my mind about who'll win every 5 minutes. Ah, **** it, 5-0 England
    You. Won't. Win. It's that simple mate. Worry about your own line up. There's one batsman in your team we fear, and he's going to be cactus as we picked a left arm spinner. The rest are serviceable at best.

    If Siddle plays I'll throw hands. Disgrace. Dougeh!

    Dougeh.
    Mate, I consider you a friend. Why torture yourself? You know it will sting you badly. Just go to bed and save yourself the agony...
    Hey mate. Will not be accepting any VMs from Poms over the next two months. Nothing personal, you see, I just can't stand you ****s.
    Going to be a long six weeks.. We should pace ourselves.. I'm jotting down insults to use later on.

    I've run out of paper for you, ****.
    Yes, it's been renounced, ****. You must be thrilled though, the engagement of some rich tosspot to his strumpet will overshadow the pain of your impending defeat.
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