Flem274*

still surviving hamilton?

C00l. I thought you were upset cos I said I hate Kane Williamson

Y u mad @ me?

Y u no posting?

was that drunken recruiting? not totally sure what you were saying tbh

Haha yeah, I literally don't even know what a cricsim is.

I just want him to find the "u evn lift br0" thread now

was worth getting tea all over my screen

Put down whatever you're doing right now, make sure you don't have anything in your mouth and google "TheJediBrah"

ty <3

interested in comms?

comms?

does your ginger friend have a habit of wearing beautiful white jumpers?

Hi Albi & Phlegm,

The VPN charity I've sought from Cribbage has now been given to me. Because he pays $90 a year for his VPN service, I decided he's going to be allowed to slot in and watch his beloved Michael Papps and CD Stags in 2015/16, which means that come November one of you two will have to vacate my aunty's SkyGo account. Unless of course we can source one more old person and open up three new slots.

The onus is probably on Phlegm, because we know his parents have Sky, and he could maybe mooch off their account now he's not pretending to be "diligently studying hard with no distractions". Anyway, no worries until November.

At least blocky was entertaining... This is straight up tiresome.

Nah I stand by what I said there Phlegm tbh. Mike's been quietly needling me about my apparently invalid opinions and mental health for about two years now. From my perspective I don't really think his own neurology adds a lot to the forum, so it was about time I fired a volley back.

What sort of age bracket are we talking? I don't know anyone personally like that, but I'd probably recognise them on sight. I have seen a couple of ginger dudes playing guitar and wailing in the arty/gallery/notactuallysurewhattheysell store at uni

Fake internet confidence is definitely one of the most important traits one can have.

Don't think it's possible to improve upon perfection.

I seem to recall that you called me "the crap hamilton version" of yourself. We can't have two crap versions of you in one place. This must be settled.