**Official** 3rd Test @Brisbane (Ewwwww), 14th-18th December

[Gnske]

What about your real life Indian friends?

I'm racist, I don't have any

 

[Kirkut]

Jaiswal has learnt a life lesson to never question a fast bowler's speed.

 

[Burgey]

Only 4 balls in but Haze's pace is way down here. Topping out at about 130

 

[Arachnödouche2.0]

Times like these I realize how much I prefer criticizing elite players from the safety of my couch over getting thwacked on the bony part of the wrist by a hard leather ball travelling at 140 kph. Surprised KL's up n about, thought that looked terminal.

 

[Nintendo]

Hazlewood tad too short here. Getting movement but I don't get how he gets rahul out with this length. Beating him but it's going over the gloves and the LBW isn't in play.

 

[silentstriker]

If there’s about a hundred overs left in this match, they can get India out twice here.

 

[Qlder]

Wow, what a catch

 

[Gnske]

I've never seen meat fly like that

 

[Burgey]

Snare

 

[mr_mister]

*Richie Benaud voice*

Oh dear. Another one.

 

[vicleggie]

Pathetic.

 

[the big bambino]

Only 4 balls in but Haze's pace is way down here. Topping out at about 130

Yeah but that lift. Not only the one that hit Rahul.

 

[Daemon]

I mean at this point it’s just funny.

Nice big air cover drive from VK first up.

 

[Burgey]

This is exceptional from Starc

All over them like a fat kid on a Krispy Kreme.

 

[Arachnödouche2.0]

Starc's opening spells this series have been as good as I've ever seen him bowl in Tests.

 

[Burgey]

Genuinely the fastest Mitch Marsh has ever run, after taking that catch. Took off like Gout Gout.

 

[Spark]

Have these idiots heard of leaving the ball early and seeing off the new rock? Wtf is this approach?

 

[Kirkut]

Times like these I realize how much I prefer criticizing elite players from the safety of my couch over getting thwacked on the bony part of the wrist by a hard leather ball travelling at 140 kph. Surprised KL's up n about, thought that looked terminal.

I stopped mocking players who couldn't play short ball when a tennis ball skid to my chest at 75 mph off the bowling machine, giving me an impression that I dodged a bullet literally. Imagine facing Rabada at 15 mph faster and that too with a hard leather ball.

 

[Nintendo]

Kohli clearly saw Smith make a 100 after batting like a Steve Smith impersonator early and thought "Hey, why can't I do that."

 

[Spark]

Jaiswal's 1st inning scores this series

0, 0, 0

He got 4 today