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Invent a new Olympic event

TheJediBrah

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Same events but naked
Imagine the ratings. Those corrupt IOC dudes would be able to buy their own countries (if they can't already) with the advertising revenue

I can already picture Usain Bolt flying down the track with it slapping along
 

Brook's side

International Regular
Tedious lists
My lists are consistently outstanding actually.
Far from being tedious, they could not only save people a lot of wasted time, but facilitate them finding entertainment and performance arts of the highest quality which they would never otherwise have enjoyed.
 

Brook's side

International Regular
Top 15 ideas so far:

1. Somersaulting high jump (Brook’s side)
2. Orienteering (Brook’s side)
3. Hill running (Brook’s side)
4. Mountain climbing (Brook’s side)
5. Rollerskating (Brook’s side)
6. Assault course (Brook’s side)
7. Squat thrusts, sit ups and press ups (Brook’s side)
8. Underwater swimming (Brook’s side)
9. Target throwing (Brook’s side)
10. Flamenco dancing (Brook’s side)
11. Beep tests/shuttle runs (Brook’s side)
12. Gliding (Brook’s side)
13. Jousting (Brook’s side)
14. Tap Dancing (Brook’s side)
15. Stilt running (Brook’s side)
 

Coronis

International Coach
Top 15 ideas so far:

1. Somersaulting high jump (Brook’s side)
2. Orienteering (Brook’s side)
3. Hill running (Brook’s side)
4. Mountain climbing (Brook’s side)
5. Rollerskating (Brook’s side)
6. Assault course (Brook’s side)
7. Squat thrusts, sit ups and press ups (Brook’s side)
8. Underwater swimming (Brook’s side)
9. Target throwing (Brook’s side)
10. Flamenco dancing (Brook’s side)
11. Beep tests/shuttle runs (Brook’s side)
12. Gliding (Brook’s side)
13. Jousting (Brook’s side)
14. Tap Dancing (Brook’s side)
15. Stilt running (Brook’s side)
Definitely read more than 10% of your post and didn’t dismiss it entirely by that point. As per usual.
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Anything whilst pissed.

As anyone who has ever taken a drink will know, even the simplest of tasks become much trickier when, as I believe the current vernacular would have it, one is as pissed as a fart.

In the UK (bar Scotland) the legal drink drive blood alcohol content limit is 80 milligrams per 100 millilitres of blood, so all competitors should have a BAC of at least 200mg per 100ml.

How much more exciting would (say) boxing or bmx freestyle be if all the athletes were drunk as ****? How much concentration would it take just for sprinters to take their marks without falling off and/or chundering?
 

howitzer

State Captain
Top 15 ideas so far:

1. Somersaulting high jump (Brook’s side)
2. Orienteering (Brook’s side)
3. Hill running (Brook’s side)
4. Mountain climbing (Brook’s side)
5. Rollerskating (Brook’s side)
6. Assault course (Brook’s side)
7. Squat thrusts, sit ups and press ups (Brook’s side)
8. Underwater swimming (Brook’s side)
9. Target throwing (Brook’s side)
10. Flamenco dancing (Brook’s side)
11. Beep tests/shuttle runs (Brook’s side)
12. Gliding (Brook’s side)
13. Jousting (Brook’s side)
14. Tap Dancing (Brook’s side)
15. Stilt running (Brook’s side)
Brook's side preparing for the tedious lists competition as we speak.
 

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