*Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

[NZTailender]

I'm not ruling out a debut for mystery new comer Rengaw, who comes from far away

 

[TheJediBrah]

Even on an ineffective pitch Santner is more valuable than sp

It's back him to score more and to not leak runs

Also not ***ually assault anyone


Allegedly

 

[_Ed_]

New Zealand look like they will play four quicks with Scott Kuggeleijn set to retain his place.

****.

 

[Athlai]

Oh goodie another test not to watch.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

****.

I hope there's not anything stronger than a gentle zephyr blowing at the ground, I'd hate to hear that the SP struggled into the wind again.

 

[Athlai]

Hope Lyon takes a 12fer

 

[Dick Rockett]

How did he get it past James hahaha

I approached him directly. He's the one that changed it. I even gave him an alternate if he found this one too rude.

 

[Dick Rockett]

I'm not ruling out a debut for mystery new comer Rengaw, who comes from far away

Deepest darkest (South) Africa

 

[Gob]

Kane ton coming up

 

[anonymouskefe]

oh ffs when will they learn to play Santner

 

[Athlai]

A poem
by Athlai

Stead Gary Stead
continues to bury
his head.

What a **** ****

 

[straw man]

One more weird thing about the four seamer attack last match, is that we gave our fifth seamer Daryl Mitchell a bowl surprisingly early. We almost never bowl Mitchell, even when he's fourth seamer. Arguably he should more often, though with four main seamers if you wanted someone to bowl 125km/h wobblers, you could get Southee to do it.

 

[straw man]

****.

completely unsurprising but erk

 

[Dick Rockett]

As much as Tim Southee has frustrated me on occasions over the years, he's always been consistent about how much playing tests for his country means for him. Gotta credit and respect him for that, especially seeing as he doesn't ever reveal much in interviews.

 

[straw man]

Yeah congrats to both Southee and Williamson, incredible careers both.

 

[Bahnz]

Le sigh.

Fingers crossed Lyon picks up another bag and the blowtorch finally gets applied to Stead and co's decision making.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

A poem
by Athlai

Stead Gary Stead
continues to bury
his head.

What a **** ****

Hope he's dead




















tired of losing and inspires the team to a win

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Southee

1st seamer (and only 4th player*) to play 100 tests, 100 ODIs, and 100 T20is

* Kohli, Warner, and Rosco the other 3.

 

[Bahnz]

Southee with his kids is despicably wholesome.

 

[Gob]

Wonder if they give a guard of honour to joel