*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

[Aidan11]

Englands session this pitch isn’t the minefield that it was made out to be looks a great deck

I didn't see the first session but Graeme Swann was suggesting that we're doing better now the ball has gone softer.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Think is we don’t want a normal Root, we want an even better Root

PM me

 

[flibbertyjibber]

I didn't see the first session but Graeme Swann was suggesting that we're doing better now the ball has gone softer.

I did. Lots of uneven bounce in first session.

 

[GIMH]

I’m not exactly full of confidence in him as a batsman but Foakes looks good here

 

[flibbertyjibber]

I’m not exactly full of confidence in him as a batsman but Foakes looks good here

I'd rather him in the team than give the gloves to Buttler or Bairstow again. Has played numerous nuggety important innings when we are in a fix and is our best gloveman since Jack Russell.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Root finally realising he's good enough to get runs without swinging his erect penis around every ball doesn't bode well for us. Was hoping it'd last the full series.

 

[Gnske]

I’m not exactly full of confidence in him as a batsman but Foakes looks good here

You've just ****ed him. Change your name to FIMH if you love him so much.

 

[R!TTER]

Dropped!

 

[GIMH]

You've just ****ed him. Change your name to FIMH if you love him so much.

No sorry

 

[Gnske]

No sorry

Thanks Goebbels Is My Hero

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Dropped!

Like one of the Foakes catches last week. Sticks or doesn't. Very tough chance.

 

[Aidan11]

Root's first 50 of the tour. That will boost his confidence.

 

[Aidan11]

Root sweeping now.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Root sweeping now.

Don't mind it if they sweep from off the stumps.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

So I guess they will be making a new award for the end of the match, the first Indian to get 1000 runs and 100 wickets against England sponsored by some random bidet company or bank.

 

[Daemon]

Gavaskar praising Ashwin for running slowly and letting a boundary go wtf

 

[Socerer 01]

by making Ashwin dive England already have the moral victory in this test

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Gavaskar praising Ashwin for running slowly and letting a boundary go wtf

Turns slower than Harry Maguire.

 

[Socerer 01]

Gavaskar praising Ashwin for running slowly and letting a boundary go wtf

Ashwin must have some distant Mumbai lineage in him

 

[Gnske]

Gavaskar praising Ashwin for running slowly and letting a boundary go wtf

Gotta concede to succeed sometimes bruv