NZTailender
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
indeedLocal mayor butthurt
more at 6
indeedLocal mayor butthurt
more at 6
One of our senior players was told that his mother was his brother, which none of us understood, but all recognised as an insult.
"When our man replied that the bearded man's mother was probably a sheep, he replied: 'Yeah and bloody proud of it'."
Marnus over Latham easily even he is out of form. Tommy Latham is one of the most pointless cricketers everAn Aussie/NZ combined XI ?
1.Usman Khawaja
2.Tom Latham
3.Kane Williamson
4.Steven Smith
5.Daryll Mitchell
6.Travis Head
7.Tom Blundell (WK)
8.Pat Cummins (C)
9.Mitchell Starc
10.Nathan Lyon
11.Josh Hazlewood
What happened next?Incidentally, I once had a flatmate who decided to move out and take up a new job in Hamilton. She was Vietnamese, and her time in New Zealand had been spent entirely in Wellington. A day after she left, I got a call from her in a state of some distress. Apparently the Tron was so appalling that she'd decided to quit her new job after one day and wanted to know if her old room was still available.
I will have Steve Smith over Latham as opener and then Labu/Ravindra at 4.Marnus over Latham easily even he is out of form. Tommy Latham is one of the most pointless cricketers ever
Latham is New Zealand's 7th highest run scorer in Tests ..Marnus over Latham easily even he is out of form. Tommy Latham is one of the most pointless cricketers ever
It'll certainly be a surpriseLatham is New Zealand's 7th highest run scorer in Tests ..
Over 2000 runs in NZ @44 and it's a difficult place for openers historically, a lot of great openers in recent past have struggled there , Smith is a novice opener and Labuschagne hasn't been great away from home yet ..I think Latham can surprise you guys on this tour.
Blundell is badly out of form.An Aussie/NZ combined XI ?
1.Usman Khawaja
2.Tom Latham
3.Kane Williamson
4.Steven Smith
5.Daryll Mitchell
6.Travis Head
7.Tom Blundell (WK)
8.Pat Cummins (C)
9.Mitchell Starc
10.Nathan Lyon
11.Josh Hazlewood
I'd already arranged for a new tenant so I had to tell her it wasn't (tbh I wasn't particularly sorry to see her go as while she was generally considerate and punctual with the rent she was the most disgusting eater - used to eat with her mouth open making revolting wet chewing sounds). She just replied "Oh god" in a kind of weak horror and hung up. Never heard from her again.What happened next?
My god that went from a rom com to a B grade horror in no timeI'd already arranged for a new tenant so I had to tell her it wasn't (tbh I wasn't particularly sorry to see her go as while she was generally considerate and punctual with the rent she was the most disgusting eater - used to eat with her mouth open making revolting wet chewing sounds). She just replied "Oh god" in a kind of weak horror and hung up. Never heard from her again.
Some say she's still out there, roaming the wasteland and avoiding Immortan Joe's war parties while subsisting on whatever she can raid from abandoned strip clubs.
Surely Hamilton is the perfect spot for her, then???Some say she's still out there, roaming the wasteland and avoiding Immortan Joe's war parties while subsisting on whatever she can raid from abandoned strip clubs.
If that's not part of the rental agreement you're not doing your job as a landlordDid you get to have ***ual intercourse with her?