*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

[Molehill]

Yeah I have no idea what the issue is that’s meant he’s not there, so no idea if there’s a chance of him still coming back. If so, Bairstow the one in danger for sure because I think there’s only Root who’s scored less than him from the top seven and well…

I'm struggling to find any reason now why we'd pick Bairstow over Foakes. His keeping bought us at least 3 wickets in the match that there's no way Bairstow takes. There seems little between them in terms of batting either.

 

[Shri]

oh no

 

[ataraxia]

Looking like it will only be a tight victory for England then

 

[Aidan11]

Not long now.

 

[GIMH]

The Lancs lads will take us home

 

[Gnske]

Speaking of infected penises mine's itching in a bad way after seeing Mukesh get a pity wicket

 

[thierry henry]

DK bro you can’t be dropping f-slurs in 2024

 

[Molehill]

Bashir generously giving a wicket to Kumar thus creating a selection dilemma for India next Test.

 

[Arachnodouche]

I'm struggling to find any reason now why we'd pick Bairstow over Foakes. His keeping bought us at least 3 wickets in the match that there's no way Bairstow takes. There seems little between them in terms of batting either.

Ironic how the guy who set Bazball in motion has now become disposable.

 

[Aidan11]

Worrying amount of penis talk on this thread.

 

[GIMH]

DK bro you can’t be dropping f-slurs in 2024

What did he say?

 

[Aidan11]

Smash it Jimmy.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Well played India, dominant performance.

 

[Shri]

DK bro you can’t be dropping f-slurs in 2024

did he call mukesh fast

 

[Gob]

Gotta credit Bumrah, Foakes was making everything look like a shooter the way he was hanging back. Got him right him his hot pink, sweet anus.

Speaking of which, has anyone done anal and willing to tell me if it's worth it? I don't want to smell or clean feces from my glans or for it to accidently enter my urethra and drip down to the vas deferens. Don't want a fecal infection.

Could be pretty painful first time but you eventually get used to it

 

[Gnske]

What did he say?

He just called Shoaib a p**f f*g

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Ironic how the guy who set Bazball in motion has now become disposable.

Well he has been a liability since he came back from injury.

 

[Gnske]

Could be pretty painful first time but you eventually get used to it

Sounds like no change for me then, without the getting used to it.

Cheers, doing a brother a favour there Cuz.

 

[Aidan11]

Good shot.

 

[GIMH]

Shot Jimmy!