*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

[Gnske]

Btw I got a protractor out before on Bumrah's arm and let me assure you Pythagoras is smiling from the heavens.

 

[Aidan11]

Could be over before tea.

 

[GIMH]

Ah, yes, now I remember. I think they default to a not out call if they gave it as a catch. Fair enough.

It does make sense, because they haven’t given lbw. But arguably the reason they haven’t given lbw is that they thought there was bat involved. Suppose it’s the only real way to handle it.

 

[Gnske]

Yes, that's one possible sub-plot from this series. The other one is whether Bairstow retains his place when Brook returns.

Definitely not. He's an absolutely liability to the team and a national embarrassment after Lords.

 

[GIMH]

Yes, that's one possible sub-plot from this series. The other one is whether Bairstow retains his place when Brook returns.

Think Foakes will make way back at home.

 

[Daemon]

Wouldn't rule out a declaration here

 

[kevinw]

Yes, that's one possible sub-plot from this series. The other one is whether Bairstow retains his place when Brook returns.

More likely is that he'll be keeping wicket next Summer because Foakes is more droppable and they probably like their buddies around.

 

[wpdavid]

Think Foakes will make way back at home.

Yeah, there's that as well.

 

[Gnske]

bold of Rohit to assume Mukesh got anywhere near the bat

 

[Arachnodouche]

Rohit has that nasty foreskin-pinching habit. Crusty bastard lol

 

[Pothas]

Think Foakes will make way back at home.

Yeah this is still likely but there is a chance of Brook coming back before the end of the series isn't there? Been a frustrating series from Bairstow, has got in every innings hasn't he.

 

[Aidan11]

Rohit has that nasty foreskin-pinching habit. Crusty bastard lol

Maybe he's excited that they're going to win.

 

[Gnske]

Rohit has that nasty foreskin-pinching habit. Crusty bastard lol

Wait what

 

[GIMH]

Yeah this is still likely but there is a chance of Brook coming back before the end of the series isn't there? Been a frustrating series from Bairstow, has got in every innings hasn't he.

Yeah I have no idea what the issue is that’s meant he’s not there, so no idea if there’s a chance of him still coming back. If so, Bairstow the one in danger for sure because I think there’s only Root who’s scored less than him from the top seven and well…

 

[Arachnodouche]

Mukesh has bowled better here to lesser batsmen but I think his career has suffered irreversible damage surely.

 

[Aidan11]

Two players out there with 3 tests between them.

Can they pull off an unlikely win?

 

[honestbharani]

Mukesh has bowled better here to lesser batsmen but I think his career has suffered irreversible damage surely.

He is fine as the 3rd or 4th seamer away from home. But you dont pick him on such tracks when a better allround option is right there.

 

[Socerer 01]

Mukesh has bowled better here to lesser batsmen but I think his career has suffered irreversible damage surely.

should still be a useful swing bowler for south africa and england writing him off is premature when he was okay in the former

 

[GIMH]

Can we have some details on Bashir’s second XI batting exploits please

 

[Gnske]

Gotta credit Bumrah, Foakes was making everything look like a shooter the way he was hanging back. Got him right him his hot pink, sweet anus.

Speaking of which, has anyone done anal and willing to tell me if it's worth it? I don't want to smell or clean feces from my glans or for it to accidently enter my urethra and drip down to the vas deferens. Don't want a fecal infection.