*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

[Arachnodouche]

English rookies making a habit of bossing India around. Quite humiliating, no newbie should be allowed to feel so at home.

 

[honestbharani]

That cover drive was class from Rehan. Handy batsman.

Yeah England would love his all sorts length spin with the odd googly and his carefree batting. Dunno how long he can play that way and England definitely seem freer in their mind than they did against Australia. Guess our media at home being worse than theirs must help.

 

[Daemon]

It's batsperson now

More closely resembles a teletubby tbh

 

[Arachnodouche]

Sarfraz looking like an LOTR dwarf or a T'lan Imass from the Malazan universe. Broad and squat.

 

[honestbharani]

You've made your point lol, like at least 50 times. MSD >>>>> Virat + Shastri >> Rohit + Dravid.

Still about 10 times less than the whole bs of Rohit being a great captain and better than Virat and Dhoni was made.

 

[Niall]

Hopefully the morning conditions provide a bit of assistance. If there was a time to bowl Mukesh it would be now (I still wouldn't give him the ball for the rest of the match unless desperate)

They will bring him on when England are 370-4 IMO.

It does seem weird though he is not opening the bowling now though.

 

[Gnske]

If they get the chase below 300 without another wicket down, it's over for me. India may as well pack it in.

 

[Niall]

If they get the chase below 300 without another wicket down, it's over for me. India may as well pack it in.

Why not pack it in now ?

 

[GIMH]

Crawley’s 4th innings numbers slightly better than his overall record. Not to be understated in the context of how good England have been chasing with him opening the batting

And what a drive that is

OOH ZAK CRAWLEY

 

[Gnske]

Why not pack it in now ?

Bumrah's mental strength quotient is still in the top 20 percentile. Give it another half hour and it'll depreciate to the 80th.

His adjusted bowling average when operating in the 80th percentile is 186.

 

[Shri]

its like bairstow is learning to read for the first time

 

[Gnske]

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its like bairstow is learning to read for the first time

Being from Yorkshire I'm sure it's Mein Kampf on Kindle

 

[Daemon]

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its like bairstow is learning to read for the first time

He's clearly on CW complaining about gambhiring

 

[GIMH]

Rehan not gonna die wondering

 

[Daemon]

you ****in fatty rohit

 

[flibbertyjibber]

That flew

 

[Gnske]

It's over, England's mental resistance quotient has just fallen to 13%

 

[GIMH]

Hmm think he should be reviewing that??

 

[Arachnodouche]

Rehan's one for the future. Guy's got spunk.

 

[Andyhere]

Rehan not gonna die wondering

He dies regardless