*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

[BazBall21]

Good morning

 

[Nintendo]

Alpha zack Crawley SLAMS petite Indian beta male.

 

[silentstriker]

Certainly not full stadium but can't complain about this crowd at least. For Test cricket that is.

 

[OverratedSanity]

England's best chance of winning here since since forever imo. India still favourites at home like always but the way they've been playing so far + the Kohli/Pant injuries bring it closer to parity than usual. Leach was a real threat to our right handers last tour and I can see him causing problems again with no Pant/Sundar to score runs off him like last time.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Interesting pitch. More bounce than you usually get in India. Good job we won the toss given our selection.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Bazball baby

 

[Daemon]

Don't mind some of the half volleys accidentally offered here given there's swing, but hope these two pull it slightly back a bit

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Don't mind some of the half volleys accidentally offered here given there's swing, but hope these two pull it slightly back a bit

First 4/5 overs it's OK, if they are still doing the same after 10/11 then you are annoyed.

 

[Daemon]

Adjusting your length + line to these two as a bowler must be annoying. Pretty big height difference along with change in stance.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Who is crying so far?

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Who is crying so far?

Bhogle

 

[OverratedSanity]

Bhogle never cries. He's one of those toxic positivity types.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Seems weird the camera not panning to Kohli every other ball to pass the time to see what ridiculous facial expression he has.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Bhogle never cries. He's one of those toxic positivity types.

Crying laughing at his own crap jokes

 

[ataraxia]

Duckett may leave 1/7 of the balls that Cook did, but their respective percentages of bat on ball would be similar.

 

[Daemon]

First time I'm hearing commentary focus more on the opposition than on India

 

[Daemon]

Taking out the covers to tempt a drive is so dumb here because he's going to drive regardless

 

[flibbertyjibber]

First time I'm hearing commentary focus more on the opposition than on India

Wait till they get a wicket...

 

[Kenneth Viljoen]

This pitch has good carry, England might look really silly playing 1 seamer

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Well it looks a good toss to win. All eyes now on how quickly it breaks up, least this isn't a scrap like mad on a turning pitch and hope you get to 250 at best though I'm sure we will see you pitch like that at some point.

KP kill me now.