Move over cnerd

[GIMH]

To Burgey's disgust, I took an Umpiring course in December. I'll be making my debut at indoor cricket next week. Come at me bitches

 

[BoyBrumby]

Let's see that dismissal pose then, Dickie Birkenhead.

 

[howitzer]

Let's see that dismissal pose then, Dickie Birkenhead.

He'll use the wrong finger if anyone wishes him a happy new year.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Rock and roll it please

 

[Aidan11]

Not out.

 

[Gob]

You'd still be better than Joel Wilson

 

[Fuller Pilch]

So would you still give Stokes 6 runs for that deflection in the 2019 final?

In seriousness well done. It is always good* to do/try new things.


* Unless illegal/unethical/unKiwi etc.

 

[Calm_profit]

Good luck man and I hope you frustrate both the teams.

 

[nightprowler10]

Good luck and I hope you never have to run for your safety after a decision.

 

[Socerer 01]

congrats dude wish you best for your 1st outing

 

[Coronis]

Good luck, always interesting to view things from a new perspective.

When talking about decisions in match/tour threads please begin your posts with “As a trained umpire…”

 

[TheJediBrah]

You'd still be better than Joel Wilson

Will be higher quality cricket than Hong Kong domestic too

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

Shouldn’t officiate any England matches

 

[howitzer]

Shouldn’t officiate any England matches

I disagree. I reckon @GIMH would do a fine job.

 

[Line and Length]

Join the select group of CW cricket umpires.

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

Join the elite group of CW cricket umpires.

corrected

 

[Burgey]

You’re going to get even weirder now.

Seriously, such a ****ing rare breed. At the test last week I bumped into a mate of mine I used to play with for years who’s now a first grade umpire.

Bloke’s turned from a manchild with about six illegitimate kids to four women who used to DJ at Club Retro well into his 40s into a socially awkward 50 something savant, jibbering on about how he had a run in with a wicket keeper about the guide line for a wide only being a guide, how he had to tell a captain to settle down a bowler who didn’t like a decision he’d made etc etc. Just punishing stuff.

I mean, it’s an improvement on the man child character, but Fmd it’s hard work.

I swear, if cnerd bangs on about umpiring at the WI ODI in Feb, I’ll toss the **** off the top deck of the Noble Stand.

 

[Burgey]

Good luck, always interesting to view things from a new perspective.

When talking about decisions in match/tour threads please begin your posts with “As a trained umpire…”

Omg who was the bloke who used to do that on here? Fmd

 

[Prince EWS]

To Burgey's disgust, I took an Umpiring course in December. I'll be making my debut at indoor cricket next week. Come at me bitches

Make sure you say 'afuera!' when someone is plumb.

 

[Spark]

Omg who was the bloke who used to do that on here? Fmd

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