*Official* Fifth Test (The Oval, London) 27-31 July

[cricman]

Looking at the aggregate stats. Khawaja for player of the series? Maybe Root if he takes a 5fer.

 

[Prince EWS]

When at work, do English people also duck off every 4 overs or so for a shower?

There's a soapdodgers joke brewing in someone's mind in reply to this, I'm sure.

 

[ripper868]

Most impressive thing of this opening dig, is it's been chanceless (pretty sure) - no drops, no umpires calls. Warner toe ended a full toss but beyond that they've looked actually like good batsmen for a change.

 

[Adorable Asshole]

Only a great spell of reverse swing from Broad and Anderson can save England now.

 

[Prince EWS]

Think tomorrow is okay save maybe the odd quick shower.

#WoodThoughts

 

[Victor Ian]

There's a soapdodgers joke brewing in someone's mind in reply to this, I'm sure.

That reminds me.... How the **** did no one like my comment in women's ashes. That was meant to be easy likes

 

[social]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1685650535532445697

 

[TheJediBrah]

That reminds me.... How the **** did no one like my comment in women's ashes. That was meant to be easy likes

Maybe because no one cares about womens cricket

 

[ripper868]

Think tomorrow is okay save maybe the odd quick shower.

Hope so, I'm 'working' from home, but as we've seen the forecasts are as trustworthy as a used car salesman.

 

[social]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1685650402178428928

 

[GotSpin]

We done for the day then? Some normal sleep might help

 

[TheJediBrah]

We done for the day then? Some normal sleep might help

**** that I slept until 11 this morning and have been napping through the day to prepare for this

 

[ripper868]

We done for the day then? Some normal sleep might help

Wont be a result today i'd suspect, get to sleep mate.

 

[social]

I have to be up in a few hours to catch a red eye which will then be cancelled by cuntas so I’m hitting the sack

 

[GotSpin]

Wont be a result today i'd suspect, get to sleep mate.

Yeh I might bin myself for the night then

 

[GotSpin]

**** that I slept until 11 this morning and have been napping through the day to prepare for this

Local Coward sleeping in

 

[Andy19]

Rain saves England again! Getting owned By both struggling Warner and Khawaja only for Rain to save them.

England never ending luck at home keeps going don't worry away ashes 0-5 upcoming.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Channel 9 showing replays of the series. Switch it on and shockingly it's England trying to change the ball

 

[G. S. Kohli]

STAT: Usman Khawaja's last scoring shot (36.6) took him past 5,000 runs in Test cricket. He is the 21st Australian to the milestone

 

[GIMH]

Not so chippy about the northern weather now are you, you southern *****