*Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

[GIMH]

Anderson needs to do something this test because if not he needs to retire/binned forever.

Woakes should have been playing this test instead of him especially as Stokes offers SFA at the moment.

Yes, two Tests below par means he should retire. That's how it works.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Must be infuriating to bowl at. Broad clearly thinks he's in the game here with every ball and quite rightly so and yet the bloke is 35 at better than a run a ball.

I still think that once he gets to 15 or 20, just bowl at his body with a leg-side field and he won't handle it consistently

 

[CartyDurham]

Don’t think I’ve seen a slow ball Yorker by an England bowler since harmy wiped out Clarke in 2005

a forgotten art

 

[TheJediBrah]

Lmfao, "Travis Head doesn't hit through mid off, take out mid off"

*Somehow gets leading edge through mid off*

****ing Travis Head

 

[TheJediBrah]

Corned beef and cheese

it’s niche

I had a huge dinner but it's 2:30 am now so knocking down a 2-minute noodles and protein shake

 

[CartyDurham]

I had a huge dinner but it's 2:30 am now so knocking down a 2-minute noodles and protein shake

Nice choice. Enjoy

 

[ashley bach]

I had a huge dinner but it's 2:30 am now so knocking down a 2-minute noodles and protein shake

Sounds healthier than your normal dig at KFC.

 

[CartyDurham]

About an hour and a quarter left or so looking at around 320 ish here

Will need some comeback in the morning to get into this test by England

 

[CartyDurham]

Smith has a career in melodramatics when his cricket days are over

 

[TheJediBrah]

Sounds healthier than your normal dig at KFC.

I would if it was open

 

[GIMH]

Not seen anything prior to tea, but no getting away from it. You want teams 3 down at lunch when you put them in. This is poor. Massive effort needed

 

[CartyDurham]

Not seen anything prior to tea, but no getting away from it. You want teams 3 down at lunch when you put them in. This is poor. Massive effort needed

That’s spot on. They have played and missed at a few but it’s clearly advantage Australia here

dropped catches being punished heavily and that’s all self inflicted pain

 

[TheJediBrah]

Ads on for "total gym" 50 year old lady telling me how she lost 100 lbs

I really am in late night tv territory

 

[ashley bach]

Not seen anything prior to tea.

That's your fault when you work, come on man get your priorities in order.

 

[Preed]

Poor effort today .Stokes at a loss as we bowl Head into form.So many poor 4 balls bowled.Less golf and a bit more practice would help.We must now make sure we draw.as a win is already out of reach.Australia won’t declare..please stokes don’t throw it away with senseless slogging

 

[Preed]

Surely we are seeing the end of Anderson.

 

[TheJediBrah]

That's your fault when you work, come on man get your priorities in order.

GIMH has a job?

 

[CartyDurham]

Play and a miss. So is next ball a four? No

 

[ashley bach]

GIMH has a job?

Yeah poor fellow.

 

[Niall]

Sounds healthier than your normal dig at KFC.

Are the KFC fries/chips as bad as I remember? I remember disliking them immensely and not heard anything positive about them in the last few tears.