*Official* England in West Indies 2022

[SillyCowCorner1]

Does Harmison sound drunk on comms?

 

[jayjay]

Does Harmison sound drunk on comms?

Isnt he always drunk?

 

[TT Boy]

Looked like Bonner hit that.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

That's clearly bat

 

[Groundking]

Stokes makes things happen

 

[Beamer]

Think it's safe to say nothing is going our way in this test ?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

"Not sure about that decision," muses Patrick. "Looked like the ball deviated after it passed the bat, but I'll take it."

"Definite inside edge there, and I'm an England fan," reckons Chris. "Bonner has every right to be aggrieved there. Visible deviation, I'm amazed that didn't get overturned."

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Badree is looking dapper with his red shirt.


#disco

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Think it's safe to say nothing is going our way in this test ?

I'll take the innings defeat now and done.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Nigel with another **** decision lol

 

[Beamer]

I'll take the innings defeat now and done.

Yeah we're rubbish at batting. If you combine that with a toss and conditions that completely nullify our bowling, it's licks.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Yeah we're rubbish at batting. If you combine that with a toss and conditions that completely nullify our bowling, it's licks.

I thought I saw crap batting last night, but today it's the same...dot balls after dot balls. No intent to rotate the strike.

Digging themselves into a hole.

 

[Beamer]

I thought I saw crap batting last night, but today it's the same...dot balls after dot balls. No intent to rotate the strike.

Digging themselves into a hole.

I hate to harp on about it but I genuinely don't see what we have to lose by tearing this batting lineup up and giving Evin Lewis and Nicholas Pooran a go (Hety too when he stops eating rotis).

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

That's out.

EDIT: I would make a terrible international umpire...but a legend in village cricket.

 

[Groundking]

Haven't you lot been calling for Pooran for ages?

 

[Beamer]

That's out

This is hilarious if you think about it. It's literally 2 teams batting on different surfaces in a test, all within the first innings! Not sure this is a great look for test cricket tbh, the toss will play too much of a role in the result. Still a better spectacle than Antigua though!

 

[Beamer]

Haven't you lot been calling for Pooran for ages?

Yeah but they wont select him unless he plays FC cricket which he can't do due to the white ball schedule.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

I hate to harp on about it but I genuinely don't see what we have to lose by tearing this batting lineup up and giving Evin Lewis and Nicholas Pooran a go (Hety too when he stops eating rotis).

The current selectors are picking the squads based on performances in the regional circuit. Hetmyer played a couple of games and sucked.

Pooran is not making any intentions on playing red ball cricket...I believe the last time he played red ball cricket was in New Zealand.

I'm uncertain about Lewis.

 

[Beamer]

The current selectors are picking the squads based on performances in the regional circuit. Hetmyer played a couple of games and sucked.

Pooran is not making any intentions on playing red ball cricket...I believe the last time he played red ball cricket was in New Zealand.

I'm uncertain about Lewis.

My point of view is that we have nothing to lose as the incumbants are so bad.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

My point of view is that we have nothing to lose as the incumbants are so bad.

Something for Jimmy Adams to consider. The HPC should help in some way.